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"what about meeeeeeeeee,
it isn't fair"

Quote:Remind me to have hot wild monkey porkchop butt sex with you

I won't remind you. :burnfucker:

Quote:STOP IT!! STOP replying to this thread. It's not about me!!! IT'S NOT ABOUT ME DAMMIT!!!!!

Looks like someone didn't get enough puppy love last night

There...that's better



Edited By Doc on April 12 2002 at 1:42

Oops, I read that wrong.


Have hot wild monkey porkchop butt sex with me. Pretty pleeeeeeeeeeeasssssssseeeeeee? :bouncer:

Kindred that site is funny!!! :roflmao:

Quote:Have hot wild monkey porkchop butt sex with me. Pretty pleeeeeeeeeeeasssssssseeeeeee?

He can't. He prefers men.

Silly, if you really need to ful-fill yourself, I'll see what kind of arrangements I can make.

Quote:Have hot wild monkey porkchop butt sex with me. Pretty pleeeeeeeeeeeasssssssseeeeeee?

You have any applesauce in your fridge?

Quote:Silly, if you really need to ful-fill yourself, I'll see what kind of arrangements I can make.

Oh, how sweet, Frumpy is going to hire someone to give you a proper shagging.

What a guy, he'd give you the shirt off his back if it fit anyone over 4' 8"



Edited By Doc on April 12 2002 at 1:46

Asswipe - don't over estimate my height. I'm 3'10 and weigh 400 lbs.

Speaking of short and fat - how is your dear old retarded grandmother?

Hey Silera, forget these guys. Whaddaya say you and me and your peanut butter get down and dirty?:fucking:

OK, now I got a grill, thanks Spit, what do I need now:

Lawnmover
Keg-Fridge
Picnik Table(s)
.....

hey maymay - thus then making a PBJ - peanut butter and jackass sammich?

Quote:Lawnmover

Where are you moving your lawn too?



Grumpy, another failed attempt at humor today. Hang up your hat. You keep missing today.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Nice to see someone else enjoying the joys of life

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Quote:Speaking of short and fat - how is your dear old retarded grandmother?

She's still learning how to walk again. I don't know how you convinced her to cram a espresso machine and eight rolls of saran wrap up there, but it took quite a big shoehorn to get it out

When you become a home owner you also :

- Give up your all hopes of ever having cash left over for anything that doesn't involve a hammer, screwdriver, or a power tool
- Give up on the concept of a "free weekend"
- get extremely happy to find $20 in a pair of jeans and then try and figure out if you should by 2 sheets of sheetrock or a doorhandle
- Become a lifelong member of the Honeydew list (honey, do this....honey, do that)

Welcome to our own personal version of hell Sloatsburg. Wait til you start to get the mortgage bills. I suggest alcohol and pills. They help alot when you sign the checks at the end of the month.

oh and maymay - fuck off or I'll start a "should I shit and then pee or shit and pee at the same time" thread.

**edit - oops, looks like I already started one.
A New Poll for Maymay to shove up his ass



Edited By Grumpy on April 12 2002 at 2:00

It is so fun watching all you kids grow up. Ha ha!

WELCOME TO THE REAL FUCKING WORLD!

:poopain: :poopain: :poopain: :poopain:

Things that are wrong with the house now:

Second floor has ugly carpet.
Hall way in second floor is fake wood panelling, not sheetrock
No hot water tank (Hot water is produced by Boiler)
Needs more and better parking.

Things that are good:
4 bedrooms
It HAS parking (saw one house for 250K that didn't have any parking)
Very strong Nature feeling
2/3 of the Basement is usable


I will be spending much much time painting, wood floor, drywalling, but for the most part, we can leave on room open, work on it, move onto the next. There will be no free weekends, but I can walk around the house naked and brew my own beer.

As for money, I will see my exceptional credit status plumet, but that will be good. I am sick of getting credit card applications.

hell, it would be nice to finally have all of our wedding gifts **coughpussychinacough** plus we will be getting a couple of hand-me-downs: sister's dining room set, lawn mower (hopefully), guest bed if we want. Also, my wife will be making curtains from fabric she gets at work so decorations won't be too costly. Just cash will suck for the first two years.

But I will have a grill and a place to keep 16 year old runaways.

Quote:It is so fun watching all you kids grow up. Ha ha!

WELCOME TO THE REAL FUCKING WORLD!

At least I won't let my worthless offspring play baseball.

Second floor has ugly carpet. - $6-8 a square yard plus installation
Hall way in second floor is fake wood panelling, not sheetrock - about $.60 a square foot if you put in studs, compound and nails.
No hot water tank (Hot water is produced by Boiler) - This is a good thing. No water heater = no maintenance. If you insist, get a AOSmith 80 Gallon tank for about $500-600 plus installation
Needs more and better parking.- excavation plus asphalt will run you about $1500 - 2000 for 200 sq.ft.

I got lucky that I have a bro-in-law that updates his tools and equipment like he changes his underwear. I got a lot of used garden equipment from him (mower, weed wacker, chainsaw). don't knock second hand stuff. If it's in good condition, it's not worth buying new. Also, check out yard sales and garage sales. You can pick up some good shit from them.

Quote:Grumpy, another failed attempt at humor today.

Today?? Where have you been for the past 2 years?