as opposed to actually being a dope, like yourself?
Mall Santa should get the same beat down the Easter Bunny got.
I haven't seen any Santa Clauses yet and this is good. For if you see two different Santas on the same day, it's a goocher - that is, a Stand By Me goocher and not a looney poster.
The santa on the Kay's Jewerly commercial I just saw looked pretty authentic
I saw a Santa stripper at 1:00am on fuse, he looked like the real mccoy.
I had an idea santa was a fraud the day he showed up in the mall in dirty sneakers and whooping cough. I had a feeling the real Santa was probaly more professional than that and wouldn't stand for imposters stealing his shtick.
Gallagher, yes.
Santa, no.