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cause wax melts!!!
yah. thanks.
at least you knew the scene from silence of the lambs
who doesn't???!!?!?!!
Lushes
dummy
This happens to me at least every other week. It always serves as a reminder that I should probably q-tip more than that often. But then I do it on back to back days - or every other day - and there's just nothing there, so I just wasted 2 perfectly good q-tips and then revert back to an every other week or so schedule.

I never hear anything beforehand, it just tickles and then emerges. Sometimes I think it's going to happen so I stick my pinky in there, but it ends up being a false alarm. Then a half hour later it just bursts out unexpectedly. Remnants tend to get stuck under my pinky nail from time to time, which serves as a reminder that I should probably cut my nails more frequently than I do. But then I end up cutting it too close and that shit stings for days.

The best part is the ease of flickability. Nose snot is often far too liquidy and tends to get stuck to my thumb/forefinger, taking a few tries before it gets airborne. These wax fetuses are far more dry and thus much more manageable.
the trick is to put some moisturizer on your q-Tip before you go in.

Not only does it lub the thing up and help ease it in to get the wax out (especially if you have abnormally small ear canals like I do (I also have abnormally small sinuses, and an abnormally small mouth) [cue obvious small wang joke]

Not only does it get the Q-tip in further, but it also seems to pick up more wax than if you do it dry.
Galt has tight holes.
at least I have a job.
as a secretary!
The flick thing just reminded me of riding either the bus or subway in high school, probably the bus. Anyway there was an orthodox joo I went to school with, yamacha(?) and all. He was squeezing a big zit on his face and it popped, squirting out puss like a projectile across the bus. I didn’t actually see it happen, but evidently every single cell in a joo’s body, including bodily fluids, inherently hates black people. All I heard was a nigger scream out "ah mah eye". I remember being more disgusted than I ever had been, then I reassured myself it’s just a nigger, and quickly snapped out of it.
diceisgod Wrote:What do you think happens if at first you put the wax clump in your pee hole? Imagine that shit?

It'd look like <a href="http://www.enhasa.org/sandbox/kids_in_sandbox.mpg">this</a>
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