I made a girl's anus bleed this weekend.
i imagine that any girl being hit on by you would spontaneously bleed from her orifices.
well sticking a large dildo up there will probably do that.
you took her out to Taco Bell?
She was crying and bleeding on my bed.
True Story.
I never lost my wood.
what did her mommy say when you were finished babysitting her?
she wanted to do it. I never got the big draw. But she asked, and so I obliged.
The fingers were working fine, but once I tried my wang, she yelped and cried.
I thought she knew it was coming, but I guess not. Even though I did lube up, that actually worked against her, because it jumped right in.
Did you tell her you have Herpes?
i bet you think you're better than everyone because you fucked a girl in the ass!!!
twice! And neither of them liked it.
Galt is the proprieter of the anal barn!
Did you make her clean the sheets?
No. What kind of jerk do you think I am?
You're not a jerk.
So you made her buy new ones?
did any of her anus blood get into your peepee hole?