So I'm at work today, and this chick walks in to fill out some paperwork. From the moment she walks in, she is totally hitting on me. I mean it is blatantly obvious, sexual innuendo and all.
She was cute, definitely doable. Plus, I love the spanish chicks with their big ass and DSL (Dick Sucking Lips). Also, she is blonde, which also moves her up the list.
She wanted my phone number, but I wouldn't give it up. I am happily engaged and I really do not want to go down that road.
So, what would you have done?
I wouldn't have asked for your phone number
fucked her in the ass till she cried and bled
GonzoStyle Wrote:fucked her in the ass till she cried and bled
guys with big dicks can get away with that, you...uh notsomuch
Quote:fucked her in the ass till she cried and bled
I didn't want to steal Galt's gimmick.
I would have raised my standards so that I don't think that a fat spic with fake blonde hair is attractive.
faceman802 Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:fucked her in the ass till she cried and bled
guys with big dicks can get away with that, you...uh notsomuch
It doesn't have to be big if you just jam it in.
blonde puerto ricans are rarely attractive.
No, you would just tell people about fucking some broad in the ass, made her bleed, and got off on it.
The chick was a plant to see if you take the bait. Guess your soon to be in-laws don't trust you.
The Prodigal Son Wrote:No, you would just tell people about fucking some broad in the ass, made her bleed, and got off on it.
Nah, she stopped me before I got off.
Plus, she wasn't fat, she just had a big ass. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous, I'll admit, but she fuckable.
But you'd fuck just about anything, right?
Not true. I haven't boned you yet.
keyser is way outta your league
You're right Face. Plus, I would have a hellava time explaining to my fiance how I got the clap.
I'm clean as a whistle, but your predicliction for heavy set blonde puerto ricans leads to me wonder if you might have a few bugs yourself.