04-12-2002, 05:22 PM
04-12-2002, 06:22 PM
well, im back. the doctor says i am great health. he noticd a cyst on my foot but said since its been there for years no to worry about it. he upbraided me for not having gone for a check-up in 8 years. he also told me to quit smoking, drink less, blah blah blah. also got a tetanus shot, ouchy! overall a good visit. peeing in the cup was my favorite part. the cup gets all warm like cookies from the oven
04-12-2002, 06:31 PM
Quote:the cup gets all warm like cookies from the oven
why can't i stop laughing after reading this?
04-12-2002, 06:40 PM
Quote:My gynecologist grabbed my ass while my feet were in the stirrups, and he went so far as to comment on it.Hey silly - wanna play doctor? I promise I won't make a comment.
Quote:Miss Meat Flaps said:There's a very obvious joke in here somewhere but Maymay says I'm off my mark today so I won't make it.
I don't like doctors, and have never been to the cunt inspector.
Quote:HomoLover said:The ball is set, it's high up in the air.......Grumpy jumps for the spike...AND........
getting your yambag juggled like the doc is looking for ripe tomatoes is no joyride either
04-12-2002, 06:40 PM
.........misses it completely
04-12-2002, 06:41 PM
It's true...I, too, have had to handle warm cups of urine.
I'm relieved all is well, Arpi.
I know I am late with this, but, did you wear fresh clean bloomers to the doctor's?
I'm relieved all is well, Arpi.
I know I am late with this, but, did you wear fresh clean bloomers to the doctor's?
04-12-2002, 06:43 PM
Quote:I know I am late with this, but, did you wear fresh clean bloomers to the doctor's?LOL, the funny thing is that i didnt notice that the boxers i had on had a rip in them. it was mortifying.
04-12-2002, 06:43 PM
wearing skid marks to the doctors is always good for a laugh. Except of course when he then suggests I wear depends for my incontinent problem. then the humor is lost. Much like with arpi with an inside joke between DOC and I. deek!
04-12-2002, 06:45 PM
Quote:Male or Female... I don't like doctors, and have never been to the cunt inspector. :hiver: ICK!!
believe me i dispise doctors...but you HAVE to go.
Quote:And if she grabs your ass, then that would be hot...right?
At least you get a piece of metal in your naughty bits, not a few digits that have to check the inside of places that you only gloss over when your toilet paper has a hole in it.
you mean she isn't supposed to grab my ass?:confused:
ahh yes and there is nothing like a cold speculum! oh how hot i get at just the thought!:thumbs-up:
04-12-2002, 06:46 PM
Quote:then the humor is lost. Much like with arpi with an inside joke between DOC and I. deek!
um.....yeah.....ok
04-12-2002, 06:47 PM
do you need a hug arpi?
04-12-2002, 06:53 PM
Quote:do you need a hug arpi?your arms are too short
04-12-2002, 06:54 PM
so is your dick but I don't hear maymay complaining.
04-12-2002, 06:55 PM
Quote:believe me i dispise doctors...but you HAVE to go.If there is pain so bad I cannot stand, crawl, or move....... I will consider it. :thumbs-up:
If something falls out, I'll make an appointment.
04-12-2002, 06:56 PM
Quote:so is your dick but I don't hear maymay complaining.
and i thought faceman was the golden god of the unfunney
Edited By Keyser Soze on April 12 2002 at 2:57
04-12-2002, 06:57 PM
Ladi...You are being stupid.:disappointed:
04-12-2002, 07:02 PM
I can understand where Ladi is coming from. I work for doctors and have a few as good friends (extended family). THEY won't even go to doctor's.
I have also seen the other side of the spectrum, as far as patients go, people come in for the silliest shit. They have a cold and want an antibiotic. It's ridiculous. Everybody wants the magic pill, but, there are no magic pills.
I have also seen the other side of the spectrum, as far as patients go, people come in for the silliest shit. They have a cold and want an antibiotic. It's ridiculous. Everybody wants the magic pill, but, there are no magic pills.
04-12-2002, 07:02 PM
Quote:so is your dick but I don't hear maymay complaining.do you just keep the same 3 lines on your clipboard and paste them into every post?
04-12-2002, 07:02 PM
Quote:Ladi...You are being stupid.This is news? :roflmao:
04-12-2002, 07:08 PM
I'm sorry...I had to go for all kinds of tests on my ticker...
I was scared shitless they were gonna find something...
But, you gotta do it.
If there IS something wrong with you, let it be found early enough to help you.
Instead of too late and you suffer terribly in the end.
I was scared shitless they were gonna find something...
But, you gotta do it.
If there IS something wrong with you, let it be found early enough to help you.
Instead of too late and you suffer terribly in the end.