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No magic pill? Then what is all this I have been hearing about Extacy?


I didn't go to the doctors for many years because of the hernia exam. Why should the only other person to touch my balls for 5 years be an old man?

Then I found out I could have my physical done by a nurse, and she checked me for testicular cancer. Thankfully, no embarassing boner.

Quote:peeing in the cup was my favorite part. the cup gets all warm like cookies from the oven

mmmmmmmmmmmmm cookies

Quote:ahh yes and there is nothing like a cold speculum! oh how hot i get at just the thought!

I always knew you loved Mr. Quakers

By the way Grump, at least give me some credit when you rip me off hoo hoo, I never said short guys weren't good at volleyball however:thumbs-up:

I never really mind going to the doctor when I need to. I've had surgery three times and I never really felt violated or threatened. Maybe it's because the first thing I do when I see a doctor is drop trou and ask for rectal exam, or maybe it's just that I go to good doctors...who knows?



Edited By Doc on April 12 2002 at 4:35

Quote:I always knew you loved Mr. Quakers

no

You know you love him...admit it

OH!
I get it now!!!
Mr. QuaCkers!!! lmao

Fucking typos

The bane of my existance

Well...that and shrinkage in ocean water

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! That has got to be the funniest thing! Now, thanks to Doc, I will be laughing over that everytime I see one of those things! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Can someone please explain to me why the doctors hands have to be soooooo fuckin cold whe the check the ballies? I don't get that in the least, it is like they stick thier fuckin hands outside the window in the winter before the exam.

My GP came to see me when I was in the hospital from head tramua and he thought it would be a great idea for a full check. I think not. I hit my head you dumb shit, there is nothing wrong with my fuckin movements so get lost. He was really trying to give me that check up but I had to decline.

What really struck me as odd is when he lowered the lights and that crazy music form the Blue Oyster Bar started playing. He was a very odd doctor, he even wore leather chaps for some reason.:crackhead:

Uhhh...did he give you a rectal exam? His hands weren't on both of your shoulders when he did that, were they? {:o}

It has already been said here, but, if there is nothing wrong, no need to check the pipes for a leak in my opinion. My poop chute remains an exit only. I enjoy making noise when I fart.:fart:

Sean...Maymay needs the # for your doctor.