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i have to leave now to go see my GP. just a checkup so dont worry.
Glad, after 3 years, you're getting that rash looked at.
no rash, just a checkup. cant you read?
Quote:i have to leave now to go see my GP.
Glad you cleared that up. I was thinking maybe you were going to the cunt doctor.
"Feet in the stirrups, please!"
Quote:i have to leave now to go see my GP. just a checkup so dont worry.
I hope you get a doctor with huge fingers and knuckles that insist on giving you a proctology exam.
then again - you might enjoy that.
Quote:"Feet in the stirrups, please!"

Nah....it's the spread and scootch!! {:p}
didn't you make another thread for this?:clueless:
What kind of pussywimp goes to the doctor without something wrong?

Unless a bone is protruding from my skin, or I'm bleeding from an orafice, I make sure I drink some orange juice and stretch if I feel hurt or sick.
Quote:, or I'm bleeding from an orafice
This is Arpi we are talking about.
Quote:I'm bleeding from an orafice,
Butttttttttttttttttttttttttt Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
What did I do to make it from Love to Hate?
Quote:I hope you get a doctor with huge fingers and knuckles that insist on giving you a proctology exam.
then again - you might enjoy that.

And I hope your proctologist has poor depth perception.
Quote:"Feet in the stirrups, please!"

My gynecologist grabbed my ass while my feet were in the stirrups, and he went so far as to comment on it. I should have decked him but I chose to pretend I didn't hear him. Being in stirrups just makes you feel so helpless.
[Big dumb guido]You want we should break his face?[/Big dumb guido]:punch:
Me, I am just regretting my career path.
What was the comment?
Quote:[Big dumb guido]You want we should break his face?[/Big dumb guido]
:loveya: My Hero! :loveya:

Oh, the comment was something like "Mmm, Firm". He also patted it.



Edited By Silera on April 12 2002 at 1:12
Quote:My gynecologist grabbed my ass while my feet were in the stirrups, and he went so far as to comment on it. I should have decked him but I chose to pretend I didn't hear him. Being in stirrups just makes you feel so helpless.

and that is just why i go to a female gyno.
Male or Female... I don't like doctors, and have never been to the cunt inspector. :Confusedhiver: ICK!!
Quote:and that is just why i go to a female gyno.

And if she grabs your ass, then that would be hot...right? :thumbs-up:

At least you get a piece of metal in your naughty bits, not a few digits that have to check the inside of places that you only gloss over when your toilet paper has a hole in it.

Oh, and getting your yambag juggled like the doc is looking for ripe tomatoes is no joyride either
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