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Galt Wrote:Oh, but it's so pretty and pompous when you sit at the bar and the blueberries rise with the carbonation and then float back down.

it makes the drinker such a spectacle at the bar and so proud of themselves.

I can do that with the cherries in my apple martini!

seriously, you need to drink some non-gay alcoholic beverages.

im with goat on this one, you're an embarrassing drinker.

I bet he uses the stirrer as a straw too.

i get razzed for drinkin the fruity drinks too. luckily wild turkey aand also gin & tonics pull me through

I also love mai tais!!!

I was scratching my ass before I went to sleep last night, and I don't know why I did this because I've never been a fan of assplay, but I stuck the first 3rd of my index finger up my ass. Maybe even the first 2/3

It actually felt pretty good.

thats not nearly as gay as a mai tai

agreed.

I pee'ed on my hand about 2:30pm today and I can still smell it now even after washing my hands.
My pee is potent!!

I probably could have gotten laid tonight, but i passed her off to my brother. Only to come back to my apartment hearing her screaming bloody murder.

Now I regret it. I bet she was really good in bed.

If I ever got into an argument with a Russian, regardless of his name, I'd have to include the phrase,

'listen here, beyacheslav...'

about an hour ago i got hit by a paintball walking down my street. i was all annoyed and stuff, so i called the cops. i was standing on the corner for like 15 minutes waiting for them to come, but when they finally came there was like 4 cop cars and a lieutenant. they checked the building it most likely came from, pissed a few people off and searched apartments, didn't find anything but paint chips from the guns in the hallway. i probably shouldn't walk down that sidewalk anymore for a while, but at least those little bastards were all scared and stuff

oh and the best part, the lieutenant talking to the other cops afterward

"this is assault, but it may be aggravated assault since it was with a weapon. i'll have to check the google later for that one"

you're not evil.
i bet you don't own a single track suit or have spiked hair.

i specifically said "my posting" will be evil

PFL

posting for life.
living for posting.

I'm single again.

did she finally grasp that you have no soul.

I think it was that I'm not in shape and I suck in bed.