Goatweed Wrote:Gold Bond medicated powder will take care of any funkiness issues you might have.
but that stuff smells so bad. i knew this staten islander who would over do it so bad. i hated driving in a car with him. he smelled like a 90 year old man.
Galt Wrote:Gooch Wrote:Mad Wrote:Take a shower after working out, sporto.
Or you could use unscented wipes to clean your pits and whatnot.
the unscented wipes can be very helpful when you don't have time to shower at the gym.
You are about 6 months away from washing yourself with a rag on a stick
I think if I Krazy Glued a Loofa, it would do the job that much better.
drusilla Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:Gold Bond medicated powder will take care of any funkiness issues you might have.
but that stuff smells so bad. i knew this staten islander who would over do it so bad. i hated driving in a car with him. he smelled like a 90 year old man.
I just use it on the jewels, mainly to keep fresh - my 2 daily showers & a few shots of Polo Black keep the rest of me smelling sexy all day long.
Goatweed Wrote:drusilla Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:Gold Bond medicated powder will take care of any funkiness issues you might have.
but that stuff smells so bad. i knew this staten islander who would over do it so bad. i hated driving in a car with him. he smelled like a 90 year old man.
I just use it on the jewels, mainly to keep fresh - my 2 daily showers & a few shots of Polo Black keep the rest of me smelling sexy all day long.
you are starting to sound like gonzo now
Goatweed Wrote:drusilla Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:Gold Bond medicated powder will take care of any funkiness issues you might have.
but that stuff smells so bad. i knew this staten islander who would over do it so bad. i hated driving in a car with him. he smelled like a 90 year old man.
I just use it on the jewels, mainly to keep fresh - my 2 daily showers & a few shots of Polo Black keep the rest of me smelling sexy all day long.
Im curious goat, you still a big guy? If so, you could be pulling out pieces of pottery at some point if youre not careful.
This thread taints the beauty of commando style.
No pun intended.
Rooner Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:drusilla Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:Gold Bond medicated powder will take care of any funkiness issues you might have.
but that stuff smells so bad. i knew this staten islander who would over do it so bad. i hated driving in a car with him. he smelled like a 90 year old man.
I just use it on the jewels, mainly to keep fresh - my 2 daily showers & a few shots of Polo Black keep the rest of me smelling sexy all day long.
Im curious goat, you still a big guy? If so, you could be pulling out pieces of pottery at some point if youre not careful.
Im not that big, no - but I've never found any Incan jars or pots - been using the Gold Bond for years, it's lovely.
Goatweed Wrote:drusilla Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:Gold Bond medicated powder will take care of any funkiness issues you might have.
but that stuff smells so bad. i knew this staten islander who would over do it so bad. i hated driving in a car with him. he smelled like a 90 year old man.
I just use it on the jewels, mainly to keep fresh - my 2 daily showers & a few shots of Polo Black keep the rest of me smelling sexy all day long.
i feel bad for your wife. that's the one place chicks are supposed to concentrate on. i think i would suffocate down there if anyone used it with me.
Hawt Baux Wrote:This thread taints the beauty of commando style.
No pun intended.
i forgot that you are the commando queen
drusilla Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:drusilla Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:Gold Bond medicated powder will take care of any funkiness issues you might have.
but that stuff smells so bad. i knew this staten islander who would over do it so bad. i hated driving in a car with him. he smelled like a 90 year old man.
I just use it on the jewels, mainly to keep fresh - my 2 daily showers & a few shots of Polo Black keep the rest of me smelling sexy all day long.
i feel bad for your wife. that's the one place chicks are supposed to concentrate on. i think i would suffocate down there if anyone used it with me.
yea I dont use that before sex, that would be gross - hence the 2 showes a day routine - or 3, when there's sex.
drusilla Wrote:Hawt Baux Wrote:This thread taints the beauty of commando style.
No pun intended.
i forgot that you are the commando queen
I was in my heyday. Now mainly when i am in the house or just sleeping.
Mad Wrote:drusilla Wrote:Hawt Baux Wrote:This thread taints the beauty of commando style.
No pun intended.
i forgot that you are the commando queen
It's called easy access.
if she's wearing sweats yes, but if not there is still the time consumed unbuttoning or unzipping the pants.
Goatweed Wrote:drusilla Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:drusilla Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:Gold Bond medicated powder will take care of any funkiness issues you might have.
but that stuff smells so bad. i knew this staten islander who would over do it so bad. i hated driving in a car with him. he smelled like a 90 year old man.
I just use it on the jewels, mainly to keep fresh - my 2 daily showers & a few shots of Polo Black keep the rest of me smelling sexy all day long.
i feel bad for your wife. that's the one place chicks are supposed to concentrate on. i think i would suffocate down there if anyone used it with me.
yea I dont use that before sex, that would be gross - hence the 2 showes a day routine - or 3, when there's sex.
i guess there is no such thing as spontaneity when you're married & have a child
Hawt Baux Wrote:drusilla Wrote:Hawt Baux Wrote:This thread taints the beauty of commando style.
No pun intended.
i forgot that you are the commando queen
I was in my heyday. Now mainly when i am in the house or just sleeping.
That thang needs to breathe.
All thangs need to breathe.
drusilla Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:drusilla Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:drusilla Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:Gold Bond medicated powder will take care of any funkiness issues you might have.
but that stuff smells so bad. i knew this staten islander who would over do it so bad. i hated driving in a car with him. he smelled like a 90 year old man.
I just use it on the jewels, mainly to keep fresh - my 2 daily showers & a few shots of Polo Black keep the rest of me smelling sexy all day long.
i feel bad for your wife. that's the one place chicks are supposed to concentrate on. i think i would suffocate down there if anyone used it with me.
yea I dont use that before sex, that would be gross - hence the 2 showes a day routine - or 3, when there's sex.
i guess there is no such thing as spontaneity when you're married & have a child
sure there is, but it's never really an issue - a quick wipe down with wetwipes works wonders.
not wearing undies for girls doesn't make the genitals fester like a swamp because you don't all stuff dangling there.
If your boys don't have a home, they will swing and chaffe and start to sweat, which only makes it hotter down there, which causes more sweat and smell.
With drawers, things stay in place, don't move, don't get heated up, and even what little there is, the sweat will be absorbed by the undies rather than getting trapped in the nut hair.
Additionally girls are all bald down there now, which also keeps things smelling nicer and less gamy.
PS. I am now wearing underwear again.
Galt Wrote:PS. I am now wearing underwear again.
I'm sure your co-workers are relieved!
i have never in my life, not even after extensive sweating, had underwear get so stench ridden that they could be smelled through my clothes. you must have some fucking mutant evil body odor problem.