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Over 3 years later and still pretty much accurate. An addendum:
Starbucks
Shin splints
Vanity plates
American Idol
The texture/consistency of oatmeal
Politicians
Chevrolet
The Covenant. Gotta be one of top 5 worst movies ever
Traffic cones
Myspace
The MPAA
The DMCA
Houseplants
Rims
Fast food french fries
Hummers
Digiorno. It’s not delivery, it’s fucking garbage
Sportsbook.com
People that feel the need to spread their religious/political views at work, especially when said people hold a government job
Unfulfilled desires/urges
Health insurance
Incompetence
2005
People that ask “working hard or hardly working?” and think they’re being clever. Yes, these people do still exist
Sony
15mph school zones
People that talk too much, aka people that like hearing their own voice
People that brush their teeth at work
People with less than a 9-figure income that seriously believe they can change the world
Cheery customer service representatives. I know you hate your job. You know you hate your job. You’re not fooling anybody. Same goes for cashiers.
People that say “TGIF” or some variation of it such as “Happy Friday!” Yes, these people do still exist
Being in a good mood yet not knowing why I’m in a good mood. That really pisses me off.
Socks
When popcorn kernels get stuck in my teeth
Ugly chicks that think and act like they’re hot
Roundabouts
Drivers that know their lane is ending but drive as far up as they possibly can before merging, which invariably causes major traffic. I never let these fucks in front of me, which I realize doesn’t help matters, but still...
People that begin a sentence with some variant of “I hate to trouble you, but…” No, you don’t.
Splash back. Speaking of which, <a href="http://antisplash.com/product_overview.php">greatest invention of the 21st century</a>
The Superbowl