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Quote:and you didn't fucking ask me? you big fag

YOU DUMB BITCH!!!
i didnt think you came here

I have an announcement from king becky:
<table style=filter:glow(color=Blue)> im sorry for being awol..things came up and Ive been very busy</table>

The nerve of the King to abandon the kingdom.
She is too busy for her people?
I think I shall cry. :disappointed:

Whatever shall we do now? :disappointed:

did someone say coup?
Is the Queen lonely?
Does she need some hot Duke lovin?
How the fuck do you get a chastity belt off anyway?

Here, Sir Ken of Pen...maybe this one will work:

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::Bows::
Thank you M'Lady,
Now back to the Royal Chambers.

I AM HERE. My journy was FAR and abroad..yet soothing and restful. Upon my arrival I wish to have a massage..any volunteers??? :bouncer: AND because I strongly care and support all friends and family of my kingdom I give you all you can eat crabs we shall have a FEAST! (after my massage)

oh me pick me let me
:bouncer:

I must concur with my bride..oh Queenie?? where are you??:clueless:

Not under my desk right now,
no need to check there,
nope
uh ah.

How would you like those crabs prepared, your highness? I used to live in DC and went up to Phillip's in Baltimore quite often. Shall I use their crab cake recipe to please your pallette?

yes that's suitable. I would also like to suggest lots of vinegar, for that's is what I MUST have as the fine dipping sauce for the non-cakes..(and leave the eyes in..i like them )

HOLY GUACAMOLE!!!!! KING ~*BECKSTER'S*~ GOT CRABS!!!!! RUN! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

:::runs out of thread:::

{:o} FAIR MADEN!! you should be ASHAMED to think such a thing!! don't make me have our wizard of the kingdom to cast a spell!!

BACK! BACK!!!!! or I'll beat you with a Lunapad!

Lunapads to the rescue!!!!
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:fu: thats whut i GOTTA say about that..and AS fer yer LUNAPADS..thank you..I needed something to shove in yer mouth to make you SUSH you mean MAIDEN! NOW..can we please kiss and make-up?? :loveya:



Edited By BeckyDC on April 18 2002 at 4:45

shhhhhhhhhhh
I am just watchin
pay no mind to me.

Alright, King *~Beckster*~ I call a truce...whattya say?

me--><--you

:bouncer: deal. :toast:

It's like 3's OCmpany in here but with lesbians. This is a great place to work. And here are your crabs, with the eyes still in, and PLENTY of vinegar.

Now....since I am currently working for free and would like some form of payment for my culinary services...when do I get to get in on some of the lesbian stuff?