I think that's the answer to world peace.
yeah, but the lid comes down automatically and slowly. You might pee on yourself.
You don't put the lid down after using the loo?
Fucking savage.
It fucks with the feng shui.
The Jays Wrote:I'm not allowed to.
and so it begins.
but does it clean scuzzis?
theres a hand held device thing you fill with water than squirt your ass with it, but i have no idea what its called and can't find a link to it. however, portable bidet and hand held bidet google searches bring up some interesting products
thats like comparing a back scratcher to one of
these
Goatweed Wrote:but does it clean scuzzis?
wrong forum. sheesh!
fuck! sorry

Goatweed Wrote:fuck! sorry 
wow.
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Quote:Once in place and powered up, the Toto Washlet S300 reveals an amazing array of heaters, nozzles, pumps, and drying fans ready to provide an experience in personal hygiene that would make Howard Hughes grin. It's like sitting on a car wash.
its funny, b/c i was taking a crap the other day...and wondering how, with all our technological and globalization advances, why oh why do we still use engineering dated from the 1900s and cheap paper?
we do our best thinking on the throne.
funsnapsdyno Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:fuck! sorry 
wow.
I know, right?