"Don't open the briefcase it's full of fresh fruit!"
"You don't even know what DiMaggio hit this year....What kind of an asshole are you?"
Mickey Mantle don't pay the rent!
"Oh yeah, man-no...she mine now."
"These guys go from zero to 'Hi Yo!' to VIOLENCE...*<snap>*...like that!"
Is this movie Stranger than Fiction?
Nope. But the last two quotes are from the same movie.
"Lu' a' da'....uh jo-ngky."
"Me...I alway tell da' trut'...eee-ven when I lie."
"So say goodnigh'...to da ba' guy...las-time you gon' see-a ba-guy li' dis le' me tell you."
"ARE YOU CLEEEEAN!?!...ARE YOU SLOPPY N' WET?!?!?...YOUUU STUUUPID..."
"I might break you in, but I'd make you my dog's bitch."
"I'm responsible for your life while you're out in the field"
"Well I hope you're up to it, Old Timer, because there's a lot of people out there who'd like to see me dead"
"They're not all: out there"
"YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAWWWW!"
(I just absolutely LOVE that country-boy bar music & scene w/ the big tit blonde girl just bobbin around like a fuckin' wildebeast in 48hrs)
"Is Cory in some kind of trouble or something?"
"I dunno you tell me."
"Well, she didn't metnion anything to me."
"What's that piss ya off?
"Spitting's a dirt habit."
"I know a worse one."
diceisgod Wrote:"Spitting's a dirt habit."
"I know a worse one."
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
"NORDBERG, YOU GET BACK HERE!"
"Frank, it's a boy!"
"YEAH I KNOW!"
"Thats a very nice chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina."
"She's as much of a fairy princess as I am."
"After I blow a hole in sumbody and slip around in their guts, I always like to....make balloon animals."