CDIH

Did you ever wake up in the middle of the night with a giant knot in in your ass and hankerin' to be as mean as you can on a random msgbrd to any & all you first come across for no good reason? If so you are done with thius thread (bye) if not I shall ennumerate and expound:

1) If not, at least now you know (or will) the whats.
2) If not or so, you know (or will) that above part (1) already but not (but will) the whys - until now (ie. right now 'will' = now). In the event of "so" & great confusion or the resentment of any great effort taken on your part to understand what I just did (due to inferioir intellect) and find it quite underwelming & a great waste of the past 2 hours, then that's just tough turkey & too bad but I did tell you you were done here and to leave, 'bye. Remember? Right? RIGHT!?!?......Mothafucka...anyway, we carry on:

Either way I'm not sure about your awareness or apathy thereof of the associated cruel pleasures but that's your call and my own paticular slice of the overall personal apathy I reference right there but at least I still know of and comply with the social standards that include saying "I'm sorry" when I feel it will either save my ass or serve the purposes of comedy (regardless of motive actually if that is my particular motive now but I'm not sayin', but either way so be it and again let it be known though uncared about nor ever as long as we both shall live. Amen.

Ok I believe I have just done the equivalent of pleading guilty to a just-previously, very unclear & murky murder trial and then drawing a crude but accurate map to where I buried the weapon I used in the case of "The Board vs. Me and My Incoherencies and Babble".

So stepping back & down multiple levels I have taken an objective read-over & deduced that first post there will not make 100% sense to anyone even after 2 hours - maybe 85-90% at most. So with this I jump back up onto the ivory horse and leave you with the missing piece:

The 'why' that is implied you will deduce is meant to be in reference to the fact that there are about 3-5 rapid fire & very cruel posts (ie outside these 2) that seem very out-of-the-blue. Therefore, having already read & similar perceptions of thereof posts, renders "why" meaningless to you, later-stumblers-across-said-posts (after reading this here) explains & defines.

(Or maybe this post is the equivalent of digging up the murder weapon myself?)