04-29-2008, 07:21 PM
It's been a minute and figured so you guys don't think I forgot you, i'd update you as to my recent happenings.
- I'm finishing up this semester and I have about 2 weeks left of classes and then 2 weeks for finals, last day of finals is the 22nd of may. I'm then taking a week off from from the 24th july 1st. Then I am starting summer school, so i can finish ASAP. I will have no time off in the summer
except for the last week of august and then back to school for the fall.
I'm going to be done with all my education requirements after this semester, so no more observations or tutoring until I do my student teaching, which is the final requirement, after that i'm officially a teacher. I will have 1 more year left after this semester, so I will be doing my student teaching in the fall of 09.
My mom who has a new phase every other week (last month she decided she was an inventor and invented this cool thing where you use velcro on shoes instead of shoelaces, like vanilla ice she didnt wanna hear it when I told her someone already beat her to it. Her reply was; "yea but mine come in different colors.")
Yea so her new thing is she is becoming a linguist and wants to self teach herself spanish. I can barely understand her when she speaks english but now she insists on only speaking to me in a spanish.
Also she is convined that I am gay and is trying to hook me up with the gay spanish dude at her job. She said that she wants him to come over to hang out and that I should have dinner with him. She is convinced that I am dating a girl for asthetics and using her to convince everyone im not gay.
She also is apparently a huge fan of lesbian pornography now too, she asked me if I had any good lesbo porn that she could borrow. She was explaining to me how amazing pussies are in comparison to cocks.
She is also not a fan of ass to mouth, she told me that if my girlfriend tries to do ass to mouth with me that I should dump her cause she is a "fuckin trollop"
She also told me that using the phrase "whose pussy is this" is very cliche and I need new lines, I also need to see a doctor cause no one should be fucking for 8 hours straight and if I need it, the ice packs in the fridge.
My grandmother's new way of greeting people is "are you good? ok now call your mother and take a shit."
A lot of my "friends" I have realized are very unhappy with their lives and in their misery they really don't want anyone else to be happy.
I went bowling last weekend and sucked the first game cause its been years since I touched a bowling ball but 2nd game I bowled a 170 and rocked everyone else.
I also had the most amazing thing ever, a peanut butter flavored italian ice, it tasted like heaven.
According to my friend if you suck someones dick after its been in your pussy, you're bi-sexual.
You're not bi-sexual though if you go down on your friends, cause they're not random people.
I think I should have gone for early childhood instead of secondary education. I would be getting paid to play connect 4 and building things with legos all day. Instead I have to contend with retarded high schoolers who think the chinese bombed pearl harbor and "set it off" and that the boxer rebellion was when muhammad ali refused induction into the draft during vietnam.
There's a lot more but I gotta get to class soon... <3's
