"Your colon is MINE!!!"
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Michael Stipe
I'm going to BORE you to death with my political views.
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Jack Nicholson
It looks like Grumpy's all bent out of shape now cause I talked about his mom. BOO FUCKING HOO!!!
Quote:Michael Stipe
"Fuck with me and you'll end up like Andy Kaufmann."
A brain tumor
Quote:Jack Nicholson
"I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."
A brain tumor
It's not a tumor.
Andrew WK
Quote:Jack Nicholson
You're about to be an easy rider in an ambulance.
Huggy Bear (Starsky and Hutch)
Quote:Andrew W.K.
I love to give as well as receive, even when "her friend" is over, but right now you are going to receive the torture of listening to my crappy 80's throwback music in a locked room for 18 hours.
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David Lee Roth
Edited By Keyser Soze on April 18 2002 at 2:55
Quote:David lee Roth
"Yo, David, you may be a Jigalo, but I Ain't Talkin' Bout love bitch! Prepare to suffer Glam boy!!"
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Wesley Snipes
Van Halen aint shit without me, and neither are you!
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Maymay's pet dogs (i'm not mad maymay, i'm just pickin on you cuz it's your turn in the barrel again)
When did I ever leave the barrel fidget?
Quote:Wesley Snipes
"Come 1600, I'm gonna murder your ass darkie!"
J-Lo
Quote:Wesley Snipes
At least no one will notice your black eyes.
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Irish Alkey
Quote:Wesley Snipes
Always bet on black, or in your case bet on being black and blue when i'm done pummeling you.
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Johnny "Wad" Holmes
Quote:Irish Alkey
I'm gonna slap you with my shelle bink clap.
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Andrew Dice Clay
Dice
I am gonna drop ya faster than MTV
high school principal
I'm ova here, your ova deh. my boot is up ya ass....look what I did to you....again!
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Jim Belushi in tights
How bout I clap them erasers on your fucking skull....
lunch lady
Quote:lunch lady
I'll give ya more lumps than your mashed potatos.
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Soccer Mom
Fuck with my minivan, will ya!!!!
fast food employee
Quote:fast food employee
Would you like an apple pie with this ass kicking?
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Barney
[ass kicking]
"I'll fuck you till your brain bleeds" - no comment
Edited By BeckyDC on April 18 2002 at 3:23