CDIH

hey boys and girls - can you spell A-S-S-K-I-C-K-I-N-G?

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Ken's sister after a weekly gangbang and the check bounces

(Vos laughs at how old your material is)

Wanna see my car? l'll smack you with a dryer door first.

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maymay while in cell one sitting in his own feces

Quote:maymay while in cell one sitting in his own feces

Before Private Pyle died he said "I am in a world of shit," *light cigarette and pace a bit* well, you're half way there.

The people who thought that having people saying about their office Lotto pools was a good idea.



Edited By IkeaBoy on April 18 2002 at 4:47

when I get back to my office and figure out what the fuck ikea's last line means, I'm gonna kick his ass. WTF?

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Ikeaboy smoking the crackpipe after a day in class.

Dylan and Eric were slow and weak. I'm fast and strong and more powerful than those two peons, those two pathetic pawns could ever hope to be.
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The advertising executives for LOTTO whose new LOTTO advertising strategy is to have stupid people discussing buying a LOTTO ticket with the rest of the people in their office.

(sorry ikea, can't think of ANYTHING for yours)

Quote:Ikeaboy smoking the crackpipe after a day in class.

"Ikea, did you get today's updated lineup? Tonight at 6 it's the Simpsons, at 7 they're showing 2 episodes of Family guy, and right now there's a special presentation of me giving you a BEAT DOWN!!"
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Stewie (the baby from Family Guy)

if they cancel my show, i'm gonna shit in my diaper and wipe your face in it.

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Homer simpson walks in on Mo bangin Marge while she's tied in a harness, wearing a leather mask and gag ball. (okay - so I revealed one of my sexual fantasies, so what?)

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I like this game, except when Grumpy plays.......
ignore his.....
start over
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fight with Robert Blake

I'm gonna take you to a hole in the wall italian restaurant and then i'm gonna put a hole in your head.

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Daffy Duck



Edited By Keyser Soze on April 19 2002 at 11:02

"Rabbit Season, Duck Season... who cares" SMACK!
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About to club Charlie Daniels over the head with his Violin

"I slept with alkey, trust me you don't want me bleeding on you."

Quote:About to club Charlie Daniels over the head with his Violin

Here's the second hit you've been waiting for.
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fight with a Jehova's Witness



Edited By Ken'sPen on April 19 2002 at 1:41

Quote:fight with a Jehova's Witness

Watchtower???? How bout you watch deez knuckles.

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Maynard in a fight with his razor

USE ME ALREADY YOU HIPPIE FAGG0T!!!

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Dana Dillon

Allow me to give you a legitimate medical condition
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grumpy

If I ever get to the top of this stool I'll kick you straight in the knee!

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Ladi arguing over the price of her super absorbant pads.

Lunapads dont even cost that much. How about I stuff my fist up your ass and REALLY give you toxic shock syndrome.

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Sean after a few beers in a bar with KidA

It's getting dark in here, isn't it. (and the K1d kills self)
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Froy

Quote:Froy

Don't worry, Anthony will like the way the fat lip feels on his ass.
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getting ripped off by a NY cabbie.