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No I didn't let you shit on me and you're not going to now!

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Metal's wife after he comes home late and drunk
Quick, get out before he notices you here

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Buttmunch at a security checkpoint
I'm gonna bust an Andy Capp on your ass
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Wealthy Dowager
Hmmm...sleep with Ken or die....ok, go ahead and kill me now!!!

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Ikea when R&F don't read his instant feedback on air
I'm da funney motherfuckers and sheeplover is a fag!

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Ladi after sobering up
Quote:Ikea when R&F don't read his instant feedback on air
First O&A reject me, now Ron and Fez do. What more do I have to live for? Must keep feedbacking, thinking of lame puns and obscure reference to give my pathetic existence some vague concept of meaning.
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Once again, The Wealthy Dowager
Shut the fuck up and let me see the Dowager's Hump
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hockey player.
where's emilio estevez to save you now?
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emilio estevez
my brother IS NOT better looking so shut the fuck up
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Ikea living out his gay fantasies and getting turned down by Arpi
You so said you'd do me if I did you first!

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Alkey and Ants fighting over what color condom to use
i said pink so fuck you before I slap your other ear...

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Arpi after catching his mom naked with the mailman (AGAIN!)
Daddy?!?!?!
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FN, realizing his cat just ate his stash.
dammit dad...don't you ever work a full day?

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ken as forrest gump
life is like a gay gang bang. ya never know what cock is gonna find your ass.....now bend over bitch

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Metal as forrest gump
grumpy is as grumpy does

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forrest gump as grumpy
Fuck you Bubba, enough with the fucking Shrimp Jokes, how'd you like a baby boot in yer ass?
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Ladi, getting harrased walking into Planned Parenthood.
I like da short ones. We got short ones, long ones, fried ones, boiled one...I think I'll fry yo ass....

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Ken as forest gump
New Day
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Old Jew collecting money outside a supermarket.
Give me some money or I'll give you such a zetz, you little shit!!

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Sean Cold of the future....anywhere
Say one more word about my tight pants motherfucker....Say it!!...say it!!

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Grumpy finding out he didn't make the cut for Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs do Manhatten
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