Yes you don't get candy because you don't like the Jesus nah nah nah boo boo.
hey, santa always stops by my house, even when it's not christmas!! the whole easter bunny thing, i don't get that. where in your bible does it say anything about a bunny and jesus dying?
we can eat sammiches, just not good ones!!
If you can only eat shitty sammiches what's the point then.
we get to drink lots of wine, if you drink enough you forget the food takes like paper!! but i don't recommend it!
hehe, dent that was funny! but i was born in jersey and i don't go to harvard, otherwise we're like twins!!