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Well if the woman just gave birth I like to cum right on her tits. That way when she breast feeds my kid can have some too.

JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:Well if the woman just gave birth I like to cum right on her tits. That way when she breast feeds my kid can have some too.

if you're bangin her meat pipe tunnel while she's pregnant - isn't the kid already getting some?

crx girl Wrote:

Quote:i like to aim for one of the cats once in a while, because when you see that lil' critter running around later in the day with its clumpy hair, it reminds you of how good your day started off :moonie:

it's true :roll:

crx/crack...

I suspect that if you drop an egg on the floor of your apartment a person would appear. Just a guess, you sick eff's!

I prefer to suck it all out of the sweaty red snapper and run around the house snowballing it into unsuspecting people's mouths.

Quote:I prefer to suck it all out of the sweaty red snapper and run around the house snowballing it into unsuspecting people's mouths.

I think that might just be the funniest thing you've ever said on a message board. :roltflmao:

Quote:What do you do if the girl won't swallow? If I was a guy, I'd send it flying all over the place, in her face on her chest...maybe next time she'd think twice :lol:

Do you boys like to play with the gizz after squirting it? or is that going too far?

yes i blow it all over the place because she doesn't swallow.

as far as playing with it, well sometimes after i blow a massive load on her stomach and chest i give her a big bear hug to squish it all over her, then i run for the shower and lock her out. :got head:



Edited By crack hitler on Jan. 23 2002 at 11:17

Heres another question for the boys:

When a girl swallows does it make it any better, or by that time do you not care where it goes as long as it goes?

PollyannaFlower46 Wrote:Heres another question for the boys:

When a girl swallows does it make it any better, or by that time do you not care where it goes as long as it goes?

It gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling.

Quote:Heres another question for the boys:

When a girl swallows does it make it any better, or by that time do you not care where it goes as long as it goes?

spit or swallow either is fine with me as long and they keep sucking till i am done, i usually orgasm twice long in a girls mouth then in anywhere else. maybe its just me :got head:



Edited By crack hitler on Jan. 23 2002 at 11:53

IrishAlkey Wrote:I've always wanted to shoot for the area between the third and fourth toe.

But that's where I shoot my heroin.

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:

Quote:I've always wanted to shoot for the area between the third and fourth toe.

But that's where I shoot my heroin.

You're way off.
Heroin should be shot into the pupil.

IrishAlkey Wrote:

Quote:

Quote:I've always wanted to shoot for the area between the third and fourth toe.

But that's where I shoot my heroin.

You're way off.
Heroin should be shot into the pupil.

Nah, then I couldn't see you cummin.

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:I've always wanted to shoot for the area between the third and fourth toe.

But that's where I shoot my heroin.

You're way off.
Heroin should be shot into the pupil.

Nah, then I couldn't see you cummin.

:rimshot:

woohoo, my first rimshot. :got head: for you alkey.

Well, it must have been about maybe the 5th or 6th time i ever got a blowjob. i was probably 16, becuase i didnt have my drivers liscense yet.. anyways, i was in a room with a girl i was dating and she was hobbing the knob. right when i was about to cum, she stopped for a second to tell me to warn her when i was gonna , but as soon as she started warning me , i blew my load.. and it blew all over her face, in her hair, on her neck, and some got in her mouth. she only had one word for me.. she gagged and couged for a second and yelled "you asshole"..
so there, that is my story.

"you asshole" 2 words

oops.. i forgot how to count for a second. ok.. 2 words.

bj - that's okay. Your sister called me the same thing first time I shot my baby pudding in her eye. She walked around like popeye for a week. Sealed shut I tell ya! Sealed shut!