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this is so forced

Arpi...You seem more bitter than usual tonight...
Is there anything I can do to help raise your spirits?:bouncer:

Quote:this is so forced

what's that supposed to mean?

wow, sourmash is sooooo cool. anyway, if i'd known this thread was about cats i might've read it earlier

Quote:does your pussy lick plastic bags?

nope, mine don't do that, just beer bottles. they also generally know better than to try taking food off my plate until it's done with and put on the floor. they do go outside, although, we're on the 2nd floor, so they don't go too far. morty spends most nights in between us, it's real fun waking up with paws on your face, oh, and loki, she likes to play with qtips. that's all for now ...

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my fat, deaf, solid white cat is a fucking idiot. he's dumb as a rock!!!! that's what makes him so lovable and the fact that he's the only cat in the house that you can sneak up behind and scare.

hmm, we've been looking for a white cat, we have one solid black (except for his pubes) and 2 black and white, ideally to complete the collection, we need one solid white and a couple of white with black paws. although, i think maybe we should stick to what we've got until we live in the suburbs or at least own our own place, it would be super cool though don't ya think:bouncer:

i have 3 cats, 2 dogs....... plus an aquarium.
<ul><li>a dalmatian named bru
<li>a labrador retriever named buttercup
<li>kenny is the mightey whitey fat deaf cat
<li>minnie is a tiny little black cat, she's only 7 pounds
<li>rufus is also black and complete prick who despises me for some strange reason

Quote:does your pussy lick plastic bags?
nope, mine don't do that, just beer bottles.

Gah damn, that could just be Milwaukee's proudest moment. :toast:

Quote:rufus is also black and complete prick who despises me for some strange reason

Do you torment that cat?

I had a cat, he was given to me as a sweet 16 birthday gift. He was pure black. His name was Skoo-Koo-Kitty (don't ask me what I was thinking :ha. I used to wake up in the morning to him licking my hair...He was a strange kitty.

cats do crazy shit like that. minnie likes to lick and chew on plastic bags. kenny has a thing about grooming the other animals in the house including the 2 dogs.

rufus just plain hates me.....i have never tormented him.