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Have a friend "shop" there and distribute dead mice in the boxes and stuff.
score 1 for ken.

an excellent suggestion.
While he is there he can trip,
knock over a couple tables,
and fake an injury.
ken, your racking up the points today
I am a devious son of a bitch.
you sound like you're as much of an irritant as i am. that's a good thing. {Big Grin}
i say just lay out on your front lawn totally naked
tell him you wanna help and give him a whole bunch of porn mags to sell
SET OFF A BOMB!!!!
start screaming at your wife that youre going to shoot her inthe foot again if she doesnt get cooking
SPRAY THEM ALL WITH WATER FROMTHE HOSE
LOL!!!
So? You ask for all that advice and don't tell us how it went? :disappointed:
oh yeah, i forgot to let you all know how it went...........

i decided to behave myself so me, the wife, and the little one went shopping. i did love the fact that it rained on his garage sale but it still didn't stop him from having it.
bah..you're no fun..all those good ideas, and you didn't even use one Sad
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