04-22-2002, 10:00 PM
i say the rusty vise grips will work wonders. ohhh its time to leave now...YIPPIE....coming home to the trailer honey...put the tree branch in the door so it stays open to let the cool breeze in.
04-22-2002, 10:00 PM
04-22-2002, 10:10 PM
I now what you mean and I 'd like to share a related story. I was strangling this prositute one night as I was fucking her. So, it was a good time and it took about an hour for her to stop moving and finally die or so I thought. That hour seemed more like 2 minutes to me it was so much fun. I was digging a hole in my basement to bury this bitch, threw her in, and started to cover her up. So then she starts moving and writhing around again. Fuck! So I climb in there and start choking the broad again cause I don't want to bury her alive. That would be wrong. Anyway a couple of minutes later the bitch is finally dead. I swear that two or three minutes seemed like two or three hours. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!
04-23-2002, 12:58 PM
That's quite the little dream you had there. When you woke up was the sheet around your neck?
04-23-2002, 01:10 PM
last night i couldnt get to sleep
i was thinking about snuka's sig pic.
i got really hungry and started to think about how tasty heart shaped poop must taste
so i started touching myself
but it wasnt enough, i needed the real thing
so i went to the bowl and tried my best to shit out a heart shaped shit, i just couldnt get it right
by the time i was done trying there was shit all over the bowl
so i did what any horny girl would do, i stuck my face right in there and ate it all up
who needs heart shaped poop, it all tastes the same
good thing i had mexican last night
i was thinking about snuka's sig pic.
i got really hungry and started to think about how tasty heart shaped poop must taste
so i started touching myself
but it wasnt enough, i needed the real thing
so i went to the bowl and tried my best to shit out a heart shaped shit, i just couldnt get it right
by the time i was done trying there was shit all over the bowl
so i did what any horny girl would do, i stuck my face right in there and ate it all up
who needs heart shaped poop, it all tastes the same
good thing i had mexican last night
04-23-2002, 01:12 PM
Quote:it all tastes the same
ughh you are following in the right path grasshopper but you still have much to learn :confused:
04-23-2002, 01:16 PM
::goes back to the shit eating school for the retarded and unfunney::
04-23-2002, 01:18 PM
you never left the school. not to worry....i will mold you like a firm yet moist peice of shit into a good tard.
04-23-2002, 01:19 PM
Then we'll get you a shiney new helmet and a drool bib!
04-23-2002, 01:20 PM
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that felt so good
anyone wanna join me for breakfast?
:poopain: :poopain: :poopain: :poopain: :poopain: :poopain:
that felt so good
anyone wanna join me for breakfast?
04-23-2002, 01:21 PM
Super Colon Blow?