CDIH

Quote:You're so gay you're straight.

We'll see if you feel that way when I have you bent over a table, grabbing your ankles and biting the your toes.

You know, I said to my self yesterday, "Self, there isn't enough homoeroticism on CDIH, I wonder why"

well now I know.

I had a boyfriend named "self" once too.

If men could suck their own dicks, they'd never leave the house. But they can't, so Alkey does it for you. :blow:

Can he do it upside down like so: <table style=filter:flipV>:blow: </table> ???

Quote:If men could suck their own dicks, they'd never leave the house. But they can't, so Alkey does it for you.

I ain't gay, but my mouth and ass are.

Quote:Can he do it upside down like so:

Can he do it in a box? Can he do it with a fox?

Quote:Can he do it in a box? Can he do it with a fox?

Check and check.

Will you swallow all of my load?
Will it turn you into a toad?

Will you lap up all my jizz?
Will you drink up all my whizz?

Can I spray your face with splooge?
Will Sweden repeat in women's luge?

I just won't do it in the rain on a plane. You know, terrorists and all..

Is Arpi gayer than he?
That's not possible, cause he's a she!

Should Maynard have quit while he was ahead?
Should he and Alkey just fuck instead?

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Sluggo, go :fucking: yourself.

OK...Goodnight...I'm off to :fucking: myself to sleep...

"OK...Goodnight...I'm off to :poopain: myself to sleep..."

Filthy motherfucker.

WHOA!

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will you loofah my stretch marks?