Quote:That doesn't make a MAN gay. But you are no man.
Now even John is dead to me...:disappointed:
Oh you like em when they don't fight back. Don't lie. :roflmao:
I get more and better head when I shave down there but the itch that follows afterwards is a bitch....
That's why you keep shaving.
Bald with silk boxers. NOTHING beats that. NOTHING!
Quote:Any of you ladies think that makes a man gay?
i prefer when giys shave, i don't like to floss after i eat :blow:
Every other day...
Quote:i prefer when giys shave, i don't like to floss after i eat
So when we gonna check out the Fortunoff bathroom?
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<!--me&Ken'sPen--><span id='ME'><center>Ken'sPen thinks Metal loves him most of all</center></span><!--e-me-->
<!--me&Metalfan--><span id='ME'><center>Metalfan would feed Ken'sPen through the wood-chipper personally</center></span><!--e-me-->
<!--me&Ken'sPen--><span id='ME'><center>Ken'sPen knows Metal calls his ass "The Woodchipper"</center></span><!--e-me-->
Has anyone else noticed how funny he's been lately?
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Sorry,
I keep getting these messages telling me I am........
Quote:Sorry,
I keep getting these messages telling me I am........
somebody forgot to put on their tin-foil hat today
Quote:Ken'sPen knows Metal calls his ass "The Woodchipper"
Thus then, should I help you to reintroduce your head to your ass junior?
Quote:are you such a sadistic bitch that enjoy watching my soul bleed?
I can't hide my lust for the Pen any longer!!! Someone help me! Who here has loved and lost the Pen? Is there anything I can do? I'm trying to resist the sweet torture that is the Pen.
How can I venture forth into the Love Grotto & still retain my sanity? I fear I will lose my mind, and forever be addicted to the Pen.... waiting night and day for his return, long after he has left me, like a poor crack whore, riuned and destitute, subsiding on meager & cheap substitutes!!
Release me from your grasp Oh Glorious Pen!!! Leave me BE!!!!
Quote:are you such a sadistic bitch that enjoy watching my soul bleed?
hell, that's one of her
better qualities :firebounce:
Quote:I can't hide my lust for the Pen any longer!!! Someone help me! Who here has loved and lost the Pen? Is there anything I can do? I'm trying to resist the sweet torture that is the Pen.
How can I venture forth into the Love Grotto & still retain my sanity? I fear I will lose my mind, and forever be addicted to the Pen.... waiting night and day for his return, long after he has left me, like a poor crack whore, riuned and destitute, subsiding on meager & cheap substitutes!!
Release me from your grasp Oh Glorious Pen!!! Leave me BE!!!!
Time for some new medication there toots.....the shit you're on is totally fucking with your mind....time to :poopain: that stuff!!!
Well now yer starting to talk sense.