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There is no sense when it comes to the PEN!! Only madness & desperation! His touch is sweeter than acid, his gaze hotter than ice! He makes me lukewarm all over, and dry as a bone!! I want to strangle the Pen & possess his dead lifeless body for all eternity. The wake every day to his dead, cold, stiff hand on my arm would be my greatest thrill!! Come to me PEN!!! Let me wallow in your tepid love!!

Quote:You know,
I am still detecting that whiff of sarcasm in your words.

Why do you scorn me so? Why Pen Why?? Art thou so torturous to your harem of confused & helpless captives?

Come to me Ladi,
let me ease your pain.

:punch: uicide: eph: :poke: Snap the F out of it already Ladi...I'm gonna lose my lunch!!!

YOPU mokey:

Do you, Yopu?

Ladi, call me,
we can make this work.

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PEN!!! How your words wound me so! Like a pointy stick to my temple :poke: you make my head bleed. I cannot call you, dear sweet Pen, I cannot ever see you. For the pain of being out of your sight would be too much to bear. :hail: Forget me Pen, move on to someone who does not love you so desperatly! :crackhead:

Move on to someone who will not wake every morning & kick you in the side! I would have to hurt you physically, to be able to bear the mental pain you inflict on me!

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There is no Zeul! Only PEN!!!

Ladi,
the pain you bring to my very soul is as life's sweetest nectar to me,
As you press down on my testicles with the heel of your shoe, I know what love truly is.
Ladi, I can't let you go, there would be too much joy without you.

I cannot gaze upon the glory that is the Pen, I cannot feel my toes in his presence, go Pen go away, Joy is all you deserve, for you are a retched, life sucking, mongrel & I can't take the pleasure that your belittlement & underacheiving sexual performance, brings me!

Sluggo, you insensitve ass,
can't you see Ladi is in turmoil, can't you leave us to reconcile the shards of our once magnificent life together.
leave us, please.

I am sooooooo very sorry Ken.
Really, I truly am...

I am sooooooo very sorry Ken.
Really, I truly am...

See even Sluggo is falling under the spell of the PEN!!! Come with me humble brother. It is almost time for the 3:30 Swift Kick to the Shins. Put on your best steel toed shoes & help me bloody our leader, Pen.

Ladi,
Please don't say this,
Where will I replace the misery you bring me,
The total unfulfillment I experiece as I make love to your "lifeless body" cannot be replaced.
The look in your eyes as you ask "aren't you done yet?"
Ladi, we can make this work.

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Find the story in that line. . . . . that explains this Snatch Rot/Retard romance going on.

Grumpy please,
there are hundreds of other threads you can mock me in,
I am desperately trying to hold on to that one thing that is truly wrong in my life.
Please allow us a chance to work this out.