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VG can palm a basketball, of course she likes to use her hands.

Quote:VG can palm a basketball, of course she likes to use her hands.

I'm sure she can also crush your head like a grape (crush, crush)

VG, just be sure to videotape the next time you "use your hands", ok ya big meanie? :bouncer:

hi keyser:loveya:

Quote:VG can palm a basketball, of course she likes to use her hands.

i can not...that would mean i would break a nail

Quote:stalker

Hi Pot! :firebounce:

Quote:i can not...that would mean i would break a nail

:roflmao:

Quote:Unfortunately, Keyser, there may come a day when you meet up with a nut that's really hard to crack...
No matter how long you lick and prod, no go...

If only everyone possessed Rape's ......... gift.

there is a reason why they're called "marital aids"

they aren't meant as a replacement for the real thing they just kinda get things going a little better. use one on a chick and forget about foreplay after 5 minutes her crotch will feel like a slip-n-slide!!!

ohmigod!!! VG acknowledged me!!!!

:loveya:

Code: ESS 100
Price: $450.00
Quantity in Basket: none

Violet Wand Deluxe Kit- The violet wand is one of the most popular Electro Toys, It resembles a hand-held power tool with 7 attachments which go with it. When turned on the violet wand gives off electrical sparks to create an incredible diverse range of sensations. It sends out a continuous stream of tiny lightning bolts , giving off a purple light which also gives off a "ZAP" sound when it touches your body. When it touches your body it will cause static sparks to jump to your skin, this is a great sensory toy with the touch & sound senses being played with. Blindfolding your partner is a great plus when playing with this toy, they will hear the "ZAP" get louder as you adjust the level of volts & it will make them wonder what is going to happen next.

This violet wand also has a on/off switch and has does not have a wax cord, so it can be used for prolong use.

Kit Includes- Violet Wand with On/Off switch, sleek carrying case, 7 attachments: #1 A disc shaped glass attachment. The static electricity coursing through the hollow glass glass tube gives the appearance of purple neon lights.#2 The handle probe when held against a person turns the persons whole body into a lightening rod.#3 A tube 6" long which can be used for many sensations. #4 A glass rake, this is the orgianl Violet Wand attachemet. #5 Chain Accessory works with the handle probe as a chain/whip. #6 Gold plated rolling drum , roll this across the body & feel the prickly intense sensation. #7 Wartenberg wheel, it gives a prickly sensations with the extra feel of electric shock.

This is a great toy for those of you who want to indulge in the sensations of electric play & treat yourself & your partner with the ultimate S&M toy.




wow!!!! think of all of the fun you could have with this neat little electrical gadget!!!!

that's only because i want your cock.

Quote:wow!!!! think of all of the fun you could have with this neat little electrical gadget!!!!

It looked like an abortion kit or something...scawy.

I had a vibrator a long time ago, but it was cheap and REALLY loud...didn't do much for me....there is this one I saw on a site that I was thinking I wanted, but I'm poor and afraid the new one would be just as loud....

PAF46 sorry, i didn't mean to scare you.

Not scared now that I know what it is, but at first.... :hudder::

care: LZMF...that thing looks like a torture device or some kind of dental equipment! eeeek!!!

<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>You want one?</span>

Nothankyou... care:

I was talking to LZMF before and he said he saw things that give electric shocks to the wang....very odd

You want some scary shit??


Urethral Sounds 75.00


This item definitely qualifies as unusual, and a little scary by most people's standards. This set of curved, 8" probes is made of chrome-plated brass. Each probe in the series is slightly larger than the one before, and slightly larger on one end than on the other, for a total of 16 graduated sizes, from just over 1/16 inch in diameter (very small) to about 5/8 inches. The original intended medical use for these probes was to dilate the cervix, but they were also used to clear blockages in the urethra. For people with a fetish for bizarre old medical paraphernalia, these kits are a find. The tubes are rounded at each end, and they come in a zippered black vinyl case with black felt lining on the inside. Sold as a novelty, not recommended for actual use except under the guidance of an expert.

What ever happened to the good old days when your father/husband/boyfriend thought you were going crazy and sent you to the doctor so he could masturbate you till you got off?

Bunnyhop Vibe $56.00


BUNNYHOP VIBE



Sure, this widdle wabbit is adorable, but don't let appearances fool you -- our wearable bunny is a stealthy powerhouse. You'll get an array of sensations from its five pulsing intensities combined with a variable-speed switch, easily directed via a controller that clips onto your waist strap. The coolest wearable we've come across. 3" long, 1" in diameter. Uses three AAA batteries, variable-speed battery pack. Pink jelly rubber. Volume: 2; Intensity: 4.



Care and Cleaning: Jelly rubber toys are porous; we highly recommend using condoms with these toys, as it is the only way to keep them clean and bacteria-free. Clean with mild soap and water. To prevent corrosion of motor parts, do not immerse the vibrator in water.