My old vibrator is boring, I want to go to the sex shop this weekend and buy a new toy... :bouncer:
any suggestions on what will...um...blow my mind? What do you use?
Anyone ever try one of those remote control ones?
save the money and come here and sit on my magical meat puppet{
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How can you hit on a woman, and still sound sooooo gay?
Quote:How can you hit on a woman, and still sound sooooo gay?
i am really trying to sound butch. i guess i dont have it in me. i hate you breeders!!
Mrs. Sluggo really enjoys the "Eager Beaver"...
So much that I had to invest in rechargable batteries.
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how can I do that with Maynard already attached to it?
I was speaking of the mechanical variety....
what's the Eager Beaver, Sluggo?
Supposedly the ones with the clit bits are supposed to be really fantastic. A girl friend swears by one of those jelly-type cock ring things, with a clit bit & a vibrating "bullet."
The remote control panty things sound fun. Go to a party or something and give the remote to your guy, and try to hold a normal conversation.
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Edited By Bondgirl on April 26 2002 at 11:49
How about a jackhammer Spit?
Quote:Mrs. Sluggo really enjoys the "Eager Beaver"...
So much that I had to invest in rechargable batteries.
Well thats cause you're not a man, and you can't satisfy her. {:p}
Maybe she needs a jackhammer too. :roflmao:
I should've left you in the cell. :fuckoff:
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Quote:My old vibrator is boring, I want to go to the sex shop this weekend and buy a new toy...
Whatever one you get, just don't charge it to your credit card. {
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i needed that this morning
so much stress
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:hail: sex god :hail:
I'm not paying for it, Mr. Spit will buy it for me {
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My vibrator's name is George
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VRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
i never thought in my wildest dreams that spit would make me cum but tee hee
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vibes will make you numb and callous, you need the touch of a capable and talented tongue.
Quote:vibes will make you numb and callous, you need the touch of a capable and talented tongue.
i agree with kyser on this one.