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Quote:I'm backing away from this munch fest... you people frighten me...

i know...what a bunch of sicko's they are.

so how about you just stick around and use a nail file to sand down the herpblister on the end of my toddler tube.
Quote:so how about you just stick around and use a nail file to sand down the herpblister on the end of my toddler tube.
we could always use my teeth
I couldn't stay away.... can I pop some pimples on you're ass while I'm at it??? Huh, pretty please???
Quote:I couldn't stay away

I knew you couldnt! Im a mess but like my sig says...spreading fitlh and love. :loveya:

i dont have any pimples at this time. but i have plans to get a fresh young lad spray my ass down with some splooge later. im sure that will clog up my pores and get some meaty whiteheads for you.
:loveya: You're such a giver... I can't wait for the treat. :loveya:
HEY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
didnt i say stay away from that ass
that ass is MINE BIOTCH
Awww I think you can share. Everyone gets a cheek. :fucking:
Quote:You're such a giver... I can't wait for the treat

see im not bad..you look past the foulness im a good guy.

i have an idea. can you use a butter knife to cut a slit into each of my nuts and stick some leetches on em. while you are filing that would be very stimulating.
excuse me while i go to the lil girls room and pleasure myself to the thought
But the men's room stinks of feet & ass, it'll that much more gooder!1
Quote:But the men's room stinks of feet & ass, it'll that much more gooder!1

for thinking like this is why you are in the trailer and amy is not.
Sure, that... and because the pull out couch is broken from went you let Grumpy's Mom stay with us after that fight with Grandma over who got to keep Metal's shiney new quarter. :helpme: That's one cat fight I wouldn't want to see, you can't tell elbow from ass from boob, they are all equally hairy.
that couch broke when it saw grumpy's mom approaching. it took its own life. {Sad}
grump's mom's car is like one at the car shows.....can only drive it on two wheels, if ya try using all four, it goes in circles
and with this thread we corrupt another pour soul......welcome to the klan Silly.....as an initiation you have to underdress and give snuka a cleveland steamer in his ear. That way when he says that hears shit all day, he can justify it.......

Speaking of cleveland steamer - anyone seen ken lately?
Quote:Speaking of cleveland steamer - anyone seen ken lately?
Did Ladi forget to untie him in the Torture Chamber again? :-o
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