Well, since it seems I'll be here for a while.... let's start a little list of the pro's & con's of being in solitary.
Pro's
* - I'm here by myself
* - you can all read my posts, but I don't have to be subjected to all of yours
* - I can finally finish reading War & Peace
* - I don't have to be subjected to Maynard and Alkey's homo love fests
Con's
* - I'm here by myself
* - you can read all of my posts, but I can't read all of yours
* - I left my copy of War & Peace under the couch in "The Pit"
* - It's only a matter of time before Alkey & Maynard are in here too
Look at the bright side... we get to point and laugh at you. :lol:
Oh, and I hear the food's not bad.
Kid Afrika Wrote:Look at the bright side... we get to point and laugh at you. :lol:
Oh, and I hear the food's not bad.
ooh, shit... thanks Kid... i almost forgot those...
Pro
* - The cafateria serves a wicked meatloaf
* - I get to point and laugh at everyone on the outside
Con
* - The Meatlof looks the same coming out as it does going in
* - I'm not on the outside
How are you gonna get any weed in here?
Gooch Wrote:How are you gonna get any weed in here?
well, it's a good thing I swallow all my seeds... now, I just gotta find a nice planter to drop a log in...and whammy, the crops are planted :eek:
Home made brownies.
How nice.
WhipThisFez Wrote:Home made brownies.
How nice.
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh... Brownies.... mmmmmmmmmmmm....
can i get a couple Girl Scouts too?
ok... here's a couple more that just occured to me...
PRO
* - I have a Forum that was designed exclusively for me
* - I can whore all I want to in here & nobody can complain but me
* - I don't have to pretend that I'm wearing pants anymore while I'm posting
* - I got a nifty new SIG out of the deal
CON
* - No chicks come to visit me here
(where's that darned vg when you really need her?)
* - I'm getting sick of reading my own posts
* - my sphincter is getting itchy from the fabric on my chair
* - I got a nifty new SIG out of the deal
FNMoron Wrote:Quote:Quote:* - I'm getting sick of reading my own posts
you're not the only one
DIE! 
hot: faggit!
AHHH! i'm just SOOOOOOO scared of the guy behind the bars.
hey, look what i found in my pocket :fuggin:
you know fdbldouche, it wasn't funny in the other thread, what makes it funny here?
FNMoron Wrote:you know fdbldouche, it wasn't funny in the other thread, what makes it funny here?
what is this "funny" you speak of?
:comes in a points at the freak behind the bars:
Maynard Wrote::comes in a points at the freak behind the bars:
no, dummy.... that was a mirror into the future :bouncer: