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Quote:i had a friend in college who broke his "bone" once...this girl was on top of him riding him, and kind of came down on him wrong...he had it in a splint for 3 weeks!! it was funney

That's happened to me a few times where I thought I was "broken". EEK! Pain like a motherfucker! But was I smart enough to stop? NOOOOO! I had to finish the job. I'm not selfish. :bouncer:

no Amy! am i going to have to start locking my doors and peering around corners?

Quote:he had it in a splint for 3 weeks!! it was funney

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Quote:no Amy! am i going to have to start locking my doors and peering around corners?

you cant spot me, im the best damn stalker there is
even when im not meaning to be not known im still invisible

Quote:Urban Legend

no dammit, i went to school with boots, and we heard him howl from down the hall when it happened!! call the nurse at norwich, she will tell you!!! damn you

Quote:call the nurse at norwich, she will tell you

What's the number?

Now that would be an interesting conversation. "Excuse me, did you ever treat a guy for a broken boner?"

802-485-...shit, i left there in 94, i can look it up though...or just call information in Northfield Vermont...they will tell you, it was a popular thing up there for about 2 years!

It's impossible to keep you cock in a splint for 3 weeks.

it was a similar device to a finger splint, just on 2 sides...that way if he got hard it was straightening him back out...

Quote:If you've ever watched a Chinese Kung-fu movie with English
subtitles, you'll know what this is all about.

List of actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong
Kong:

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again!

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

6. damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I have been scared shitless too much lately.

15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure
you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the
dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits
and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
extermination.

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up
together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karatefeets on
some ass of the giant lizard person.

Edited By Arthur Dent on May 16 2002 at 05:09

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