Quote:flavored massage oil
What does Metal marinate his victims with?
The bus terminal
Quote:The bus terminal
Where does Ken go to pick up babes. :-D
Oak tree
Quote:Oak tree
What is a good place for a "hanging Lent" decoration?
NAMBLA
what organization has banned Snuka as a member due to numerous violations?
AARP, bingo night and KY Jelly
Quote:AARP, bingo night and KY Jelly
What's a typical date night for OAS?
egg roll
what gives polly the hershey squirts if she eats too many?
A dead hooker
Quote:A dead hooker
To whom will Ikea lose his virginity to?
No Doze
Quote:No Doze
What works about as well as a condom with holes in it?
Viagra
Quote:Viagra
What can you ingest and still not get it up for Inkgirl?
Closing Time
what is the time of the night at a bar when Polly lifts her skirt, drops her panties and takes the first guy that walks up?
liquor
Quote:Closing Time
What never happens between Ladi's legs?
Obsession
what grumpy has with the egyptian girl that drives around with sluggos wife?
Flames and arrows
Quote:Flames and arrows
What is another name for the French and Indian war?
halitosis.
what is the only non-communicable disease that sluggo DOESN'T have?
Liquor
Quote:Liquor
What would I do if Ladi would just stand still?
Showtunes
what is the nickname for slutty looney tunes that strip?
Inagodadavita (sp?) and freebird
Quote:Showtunes
What is foreplay for Magus?
the sound of screeching tires
what you hear in the village when metal decides to dress up as "michelle" and wear a mini-skirt?
heels, pantyhose and a billyclub
what is grumpy's favorite dress up outfit?
the sound a bug makes when it gets stepped on
Quote:the sound a bug makes when it gets stepped on
What is "so I am leaving the board and I won't be back"?
Amy's cock.