05-07-2002, 07:22 AM
We all loved the old QVC guy who would sell sports collectibles late a night. Gem Mint 10 McGwire cards and Autographed Jordan Plaques. Sosa Rookies, Tiger Woods Gem Mint 10's etc, etc.
I never fell for his mind tricks cause if ever there was a true life Jedi Master he was it. His Jedi mind tricks were strong and he could sell you shit you knew in no way actually was as good as it was described.
He'd try and convince you to buy a McGwire rookie that booked for a 100 by saying cards like it sold for 5 thousand, keyword "like it" Or That he had a Derek Jeter rookie from college for 30 bucks. It was better than a MLB rookie cause it was from even before he played in the majors. So it's a rookie or a rookie and crads just like it sell for 3 thousand yet you can have it for 10 dollars on stretch pay.
I never fell for it. Then last saturday I was flipping through channels and I saw the sports collectible show with the new QVC guy. They had some bonds piece they were selling. I figured I'll give it a watch and see how the new guy is doing.
30 minutes later I am on the phone and buying an item... I am ashamed they hooked me. Yet it wasn't even old Don, it was the fake QVC guy who hooked me.
It was a 10 autograph item set. You had a guaranteed signed Barry Bonds baseball, Willie Mays baseball and a Joe Namath Autograph plus 7 more including a deceased member of the Hall Of Fame.... how could I not? Hold me.......
With my luck the other 7 will be fuckin people I hate ofcourse cause it includes every pro sport. I'll end up with a set of napkins signed by the bulls team.
I'll be getting it by the end of the week, but I had to share my pain.
I never fell for his mind tricks cause if ever there was a true life Jedi Master he was it. His Jedi mind tricks were strong and he could sell you shit you knew in no way actually was as good as it was described.
He'd try and convince you to buy a McGwire rookie that booked for a 100 by saying cards like it sold for 5 thousand, keyword "like it" Or That he had a Derek Jeter rookie from college for 30 bucks. It was better than a MLB rookie cause it was from even before he played in the majors. So it's a rookie or a rookie and crads just like it sell for 3 thousand yet you can have it for 10 dollars on stretch pay.
I never fell for it. Then last saturday I was flipping through channels and I saw the sports collectible show with the new QVC guy. They had some bonds piece they were selling. I figured I'll give it a watch and see how the new guy is doing.
30 minutes later I am on the phone and buying an item... I am ashamed they hooked me. Yet it wasn't even old Don, it was the fake QVC guy who hooked me.
It was a 10 autograph item set. You had a guaranteed signed Barry Bonds baseball, Willie Mays baseball and a Joe Namath Autograph plus 7 more including a deceased member of the Hall Of Fame.... how could I not? Hold me.......
With my luck the other 7 will be fuckin people I hate ofcourse cause it includes every pro sport. I'll end up with a set of napkins signed by the bulls team.
I'll be getting it by the end of the week, but I had to share my pain.