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...When you hit a 4 year old with a frying pan?

An erection







Yea, I wanted a thread here.

why would hitting a four year old give you an erection? I don't get it.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and a zit?


A zit waits til you're 13 before it comes on your face.

Holy shit, thats funny!

:firebounce:

How do you stop a baby from going around in circles?


Nail its other hand to the floor.

when you tell the priest joke, use "pimple" instead of "zit". it sounds funnier in the joke



Edited By Galt on May 08 2002 at 12:11

Sleeper the baby spinning joke, was in the Mommy Mommy series back in the day.
ie.
Mommy Mommy I don't want to visit Grandpa,
Shut up and keep digging.

A guy walks into a burlesqe house and says to the owner "Give me your best whore with blonde hair, big tits, and a nice body."

When the owner went back to get the whore, the guy saw a bucket of tomatoes, he picked one up and started to eat it then the blonde whore walked in saw him eating the tomatoe and ran out screaming.

The owner came in and asked what happened. The guy replied that the whore came in saw him and ran out screaming. The guy then asked for a brunette with the same characteristics.

The guy picked up another tomatoe and began to eat it. Then the brunette came in, saw him eating the tomatoe and ran out. Then the guy bit into another tomatoe just as the owner walked in. Just as the guy took another bite the owner turned very pale and screamed. The guy said "I don't know about your whores but these tomatoes are very good"

The owner replied "Those aren't tomatoes those are last weeks abortions"

Now why would they keep aborted fetuses in a open bucket for over a week? That's just unsanitary.

Also, for one thing aborted fetuses look nothing like shiny tomatoes, and they would smell real bad. There's no way anyone could mistake the two.

I don't buy it.

what's the difference between and ooooooooooooh and an aaaaaaaahhhhhh?
about 3 inches.

What's the difference between like and love?
Spit and Swallow

How do you get black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling

How do you get them down?
Bring over the mexican kids and tell them it's a pinata party.

What's the difference between a female who runs and smart midget?
One is a cunning runt......

Grumpy just cracked open his Truly Tasteless Jokebook
1982 edition.......

Whats the difference between niggers and tires?

tires dont sing when you put the chains on.

Yeah, esp the velcro one.

all i got to say here is ummmmmmmmmmm

90 year old guy sits in car crying at the side of the road. Cop pulls over to help and asks what's wrong. The man explains that he has a 20 year old wife that wants to do nothing but fuck and suck him til he passes out. The cops asks why would he cry about that. The old man says "cuz I can't remember where I live".......

OAS - comment?

I dont think this thread is bad enough to warrant it being down in the tard home. Besides others may like this thread and most are too afraid to venture down there (PUSSIES).

So i will move it to be enjoyed by all.


PROCEED

Quote:OAS - comment?

He'd have his address tattooed to his arm, before he let her go a night alone.

oa.com :rofl:

Too bad the tattoo wasn't with an Auschwitz address.

How can you tell your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up

Why do women exist?
Because cows are to big, sheep can't cook, and chickens explode

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
Your girlfriend has to chew