CDIH

bah..i was close

[obvious] ladi is a sloppy hosebeast [/obvious]

Does that work? :lol:

oooooo got me there

Hmmm....are there any places I haven't gotten you yet? :poke:

... stop it, I'm not gonna play your Beard anymore. Just admit it already. We'll even hold the closet door open for you.

The name is Metalfan, not Magus.....or OAS, now cut that out

Sounds like she's begging for it rough, metal.

Ken = pot?

Quote:now cut that out

Cut? Cut what, I thought you were a Turtleneck :poke:

I think Ladi may want you to wrap your johnson in 20 grit sandpaper,

Quote:wrap your johnson in 20 grit sandpaper

You'd spank it with sandpaper for little old me.... wow that's sooo hot

Noooooo! If I spanked it with sandpaper what would I have left???:-o

Quote:Shit, I get on my knees for an oreo.

:bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer:

I'm sure you could wittle the wood down to a nifty little nick nack.

Quote:If I spanked it with sandpaper what would I have left???

"Pre-moistened" stump :thumbs-up:

You both stink!

You both are gonna get such a pinch!

oooo yeah, right here...... this side tooo...... weeeee :fucking:

Fuck it, if Alkey is back, I'm back too. I'd follow that sexy bitch anywhere.

Hey Alkey, here's to us, sweetie... :toast:

Who the fuck are you again? :moonie:

Quote:Fuck it, if Alkey is back, I'm back too. I'd follow that sexy bitch anywhere

Oh, this is just great. Now the Jesus freak is posting again? What the fuck did I do that was so bad to deserve this? Just goes to show you can't have herpese without the itch.