Quote:WEll, if I was a TV remote, I don't think I'd be thinking very hard about this question. TV remotes don't have the ability to think because they lack a brain and a soul. If a TV remote actually could have a brain and a soul, I think we'd be talking about AI and that hasn't been fully developed into any sort of reliable working product yet.
Maynard wins. If you were a TV remote, how would you know where you were, you aren't alive. DUH! <font color="EEEEEE">
Edited By The Sleeper on May 17 2002 at 12:12
Quote:If you were a TV remote, how would you know where you were, you aren't alive?
whats your excuse then?
Who said Sleeper is alive?
BTW, the alternate response was: my bed
I know I'm late, but I would've said with Ikea, cause he knows how to make a remote feel wanted.
Quote:tv remotes are alot like Seph
Arent you late for your 12am melodramatic departure from CDIH?
Quote:Arent you late for your 12am melodramatic departure from CDIH?
i waited 20 minutes for that? pfft!
maybe its in the box of tissues, you left it there when you grabbed some when you were smacking it
Quote:maybe its in the box of tissues, you left it there when you grabbed some when you were smacking it
and i though grumpy was teh king of unfunny.
Quote:maybe its in the box of tissues, you left it there when you grabbed some when you were smacking it
ZANG!! Too bad you were a little late.
Christ, you people are old.
Is that why I don't understand Thursday?
Quote:Is that why I don't understand Thursday?
I dunno, are you too old to mosh?
Maynard don't feel bad about being too old to like a rehashed band playing the same music as everyone else fronted by effeminate sounding queen
Quote:I dunno, are you too old to mosh?
Yes. :-( I don't want to get my cellphone broken.
Last show we went to, my friend (36) decided to relive his youth and try out the pit. :crackhead: We thought he was going to die. I don't really get off on beating the shit out of each other anymore, especially not when there's great music playing. I'd rather stand to the side and watch the show. Now I just stand there with my elbow out towards the pit and wait for some fucktool to get thrown into me.
(Didn't read any respones yet so I don't know if I'm ripping anyone off)- your pants pocket?
The remote exists in the indefinite me space of the region defined by your need for it and the universes need to fuck with you.
Quote:Maynard don't feel bad about being too old to like a rehashed band playing the same music as everyone else fronted by effeminate sounding queen
you just dont understand...