so as i am sure you all know by now, my girlfriend is out of town. with the house empty and plenty of time on my hands, i have been flogging it like a monkey on speed. this is what worries me, i am starting to get bored with it. i never thought this would happen in my life. this ever happen to you?
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No. Maybe you should try watching straight porn for a change. That might make it interesting again.
So have you jerked yourself raw yet?
Yes, it has. Find a hobby that requires two hands.
I wouldn't know, I have never masturbated.
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i use two hands
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The hand up your ass doesn't count.
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actually my other hand is punching my balls, stupid
Every try to do it with the 'wrong' hand? I don't have that kind of patience.
I am actually ambedextrous. I also have so little muscle tone, that my arm gets tired and I usually switch hands halfway through.
I know I am in the minority,
But I am a righty, who goes lefty.
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that is just plain pathetic
Quote:I am actually ambedextrous. I also have so little muscle tone, that my arm gets tired and I usually switch hands halfway through.
"You have the muscle tone of bacon."
alright maynard!!! you have been saving that one for awhile!!!
your thread sucks too :fart:
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in your case ,revenge was lame
:rofl: hey, you're the one who thinks he has a problem spanking it :crackhead:
Quote:in your case ,revenge was lame
ZING!