CDIH

:rofl: nice letter OAS, now can I have one so I can collect disability and not have to work?

Quote:nice letter OAS, now can I have one so I can collect disability and not have to work?

Dear Polly's Employer,

As Polly's Shrink it pains me to notify you that I am advising Polly that she can no longer seek meaningful employment. Unfortunately Polly suffers from a rare mental disorder known as Neurological Epidemic Emotional Disability Symptoms Tied Only From Uncontrolled Coitus Knowledge (NEEDSTOFUCK) syndrome.

This rare condition requires Polly to keep her ankles behind her head at all time to allow her to receive sexual gratification whenever it may come along. Failure to do this will convince Polly that her friends will blow off social engagements to sleep with people that may have slept with her. Polly's focus could never be placed on her job duties due to this disorder.

Sincerely,

Polly's Shrink.

Quote:Failure to do this will convince Polly that her friends will blow off social engagements to sleep with people that may have slept with her.

:loveya: :rofl: You're making me chuckle today!

TO: General Distribution
RE: Maynard's Latest Thread
Message: And Sean Threatens to take MY new thread capabilities away.

Hey retard, it looks like you're having an awful lot of fun in that thread.

So SHUT THE FUCK UP!

You're just pissed off that you're enjoying a thread that was started by me.

To: Maynard
RE: Stupid Fucking Retard
Message: You started this thread too. And I have enjoyed it. I like your threads, a lot..........
I'd tell ya what I had for lunch, if only there was a thread to do it in.

hey kenny, there is a thread about what you had for lunch calling out to you...please tell us there, thanks :lookatme:

To: Maynard
RE: MS Paint
Message: would you be offended if I did a caricature of you?

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

To: Maynard
RE: my feelings.
Message: have I told you I love you today?

anything to keep this thread alive you egotistical dick,hunh ken?

TO : Arpi
RE: oh well
Message: it's the only means I have to communicate my feelings to him.

To: Arpi
RE: What will you give me
Message: if I PM Maymay a dozen times and ask where my thread went.

my never ending admiration and a kiss

Quote:my never ending admiration

bah your lists flip by the minute.

you asked....

Where do all of your threads end up you dolt?

And no, I wouldn't be offended. In fact, I'm surprised you haven't done one already.


And if I get even one PM (or e-mail) from you, you're losing your PM privledges again.

Your just a rather Bland person MayMay,
It's hard to capture, desperately seeking a personality,
on MS Paint.

You know what, Ken? I used to value the some of the things you said, but after that last comment, I lost whatever respect I had for you. You talk like you know me, but you have never gotten the chance to know me. However, you think you can just post here what I am like in the real world. Let me tell you, people who know me in person know that I have a lot more to offer, and they will tell you that I am nothing like you like to perceive me. Because of you, I am though trying to be myself around here. I undersatand that not everyone will get me, but that is no reason to harshly judge someone you have never met.

bra-fucking-vo:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: