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Come on, I'm fukin horny already!
Already??? You're worse than Rape.
Ants in My Pants Wrote:Already??? You're worse than Rape.
Lay down.
Ants in My Pants Wrote:Already??? You're worse than Rape.
wait a second, since when is me being horny a bad thing?
well, i was gonna offer but i see i've been excluded, wouldn't wanna force something you didn't want Cry
Quote:Lay down.
No... hey, stop that... don't touch me there... hey!... stop!... hoo hoo, that tickles!... hehehe... ooh, hey, stop....
crx girl Wrote:well, i was gonna offer but i see i've been excluded, wouldn't wanna force something you didn't want Cry
I protect the ones I really care about.
IrishAlkey Wrote:
Quote:well, i was gonna offer but i see i've been excluded, wouldn't wanna force something you didn't want Cry
I protect the ones I really care about.
You lying whore, you care about ants, and andrea, or whatsherface as ants calls her.
I call her "whatshersnatch."
I call her Alkey, but she always gets insulted for some reason when I do it.
Ants in My Pants Wrote:I call her Alkey, but she always gets insulted for some reason when I do it.
Probably because I call her Alkey too...
I think "whatsherface" is better.
Quote:Probably because I call her Alkey too...

You listen to Phil Collins too don't you.
how about "walking cum depository"? or "man splooge collection agency"?
Grumpy Wrote:how about "walking cum depository"? or "man splooge collection agency"?
These are a few of my favorite things...
like woah
french bread pizza Wrote:like woah
damn, thought you were gonna throw your name in tha hat.
Quote:thought you were gonna throw your name in tha hat.
is mine in there???
BeckyDC Wrote:
Quote:thought you were gonna throw your name in tha hat.
is mine in there???
That's the same thing I said to you.
IrishAlkey Wrote:
Quote:
Quote:thought you were gonna throw your name in tha hat.
is mine in there???
That's the same thing I said to you.
Cry you dick! your lines are generic? you say that to all the girls? Cry
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