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who the fuck is this new asswipe jerserythunder?

I think he is another COON :lol:

I don't care who he is...
It don't fec me none...

I was wondering where he went!

hi :lookatme:

aaahhhhaaa.......that's right. Now I remember who JerkeyThumper is. Yet another original shortbus passenger gets on for a ride. 3 more to go and we have a full bus with all the original windowlicking snot eating retards.

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This from MR neeeegro fumnda cheese lover!!!

:lol: :lol:

Hey frumpster, go make another panasonic eeeeeeee comercial

Ladiladi, the one and only tard home poker table(besides dumpy's mom of course)
How I missed the pungent smell of your yeast flavored urine. LMGDMFSSHSCBO!!

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ummmm, huh? I haven't been the same since the Syhpillus... :crackhead:

So did I. It took care of my nose hair problem too!:blow:

Quote:Hey frumpster, go make another panasonic eeeeeeee comercial

ahhhh yes.....dickboy with his lame jokes is back. Jerkeyboy....the line for the unfunney starts behind ken and the faggit pole suckers line starts behind arpi. Take your pic and get in line.

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Laughing my God damn, sweaty smelly hairy shit covered balls off:rofl:

Something just occurred to me this morning. I may need to change my stance on this issue. If the relative pleasure and gratification felt as a result of relieving the pain is any measure of the degree of the pain, I'm goin' with piss.

Although, I find holding back a shit far more painful, I have felt damn near orgasmic pleasure upon releasing a pent up flow of urine. Where in contrast even after retaining an incredibly painful dump, I am quite often left feeling uncomfortably irritated, stretched and, with a distinct burning sensation for many tens of minutes after.

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I find that eating more fiber usually clears that up, although it's kinda hard cleanin up all the mud from the back of the bowl!:fart: :fart:

To add to the deeply philosophical discussion here.....we should look at the end results should either option come to fruition before it's expected time. With that in mind, pissing one's pants is usually less embarassing than shitting one's self. The aroma of a helathy dump in one's drawers, added with the "squishing" that is sure to occur is just awful. A simple piss in one's pants provides less "squishing" and an easier clean up. Washing piss out of one's shorts is a far simpler task than squeegeeing shit from one's underwear before throwing it into the wash. In fact, no one really does that. They usually just toss the offensive undergarment away. So pissing yourself saves money in thelong run over shitting yourself because you save money on the cost of underwear. Therefore, nothing is worse than shitting one's self. It is uncomfortable, embarassing, and financially irresponsible.