CDIH

He is my lord and master,
I am at his command.

Quote:I am at his command.

Kill barch then yourself.

no no no! I see what this is..... a cheap attempt by Ken to spend a night at the trailer, so he can say it's too buggy to sleep outside, can he come in.... it's too hard on the floor, can he lay on the bed... it's too cold on top of the covers, can he cum in...... :poke:

It was a carefully crafted ploy, my dear.....
NOT a cheap attempt........
a couple of these :toast:
and you won't even notice my club foot and cleft palate.

ooo club foot, that could be a different story.....

and if you'll be staying, you shoud update your Tetnus shots, first

If you are lucky I will let you lick my orthepedic boot........

You should update your Kennel Cough.........
I'm such a dog.

While, I'm at the vet I should find out if these really are fleas or not

Is that a wood floor,
or just a bad case of mange?

my head is leaking

bring the clippers and you can take care of it

just make sure you don't nick me, it might make the infection worse.

I'll apply an ample amount of Mecuricrome(spelling)
so I can pretend you were a virgin when we're done.

the part in my hair is like leaking fluid, kinda gooey too

aaaaaaaaaahhhh Her brain is coming out!!! ........ hmm wait, get a spoon!

no i think my brain slithered out during the night

Baby dragon hatching in your skull? What is it then?

that would be really cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but i dunno what the fuck it is, but it hurts

Sperm build-up

yes because sperm always comes out of the top of my head

You're full.

riiiiiiiiiiiight
its not white, its clear
try again, sir