That didn't have sex this weekend?
NO!!!!!!!:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
I did it with my favorite person* 4 times...
*Me
Ken, you never have sex though, so it's ok.
And only 4 times? You did it 4 times on Friday night. Who are you kidding.
Yes you are the only one who didn't have sex with your wife this weekend.
Quote:Yes you are the only one who didn't have sex with your wife this weekend.
Seeing as I'm getting divorced, go ahead. It will give me more fuel in the courtroom!
I tend to be quite rough with myself...
It never happens more than twice in a day, or I get sore and have to take a few days off...
I didnt either, but I drank and slept on the floor a lot.
Quote:Ken, you never have sex though, so it's ok.
Not entirely true......
though short term prospects are NOT looking good.
Well Sluggo, you really need to stop smacking your dick with the ball peen hammer when you get aroused. It's not good for blood flow.
Quote:It will give me more fuel in the courtroom!
For the right price I'll give you a couple of gems I've sitting in my secret video library.
You are not alone :crackhead:
Quote:For the right price I'll give you a couple of gems I've sitting in my secret video library.
Is it the one with the goat and the midget?
It's ok, I already have that one.
I was too tired this weekend. I might have, but if I did, I didn't care enough to remember.
This thread is so sad. :disappointed:
there's nothing sad about it.
I'm not looking for sex, I'm just making a statement about what I DIDNT do this weekend.
Sorry we can't all be sex GODS
like you are oh wise one.
I cranked it like a zoo monkey all weekend long.
Quote:I'm not looking for sex, I'm just making a statement about what I DIDNT do this weekend.
:disappointed:
who cares?..i mean about sex..:lol: no big thing in my book