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The secret features of the Rug costume are Trip & Smother. I can also do "Statue," I call it Hermaphrodite :thumbs-up:

Quote:OK, I'm sitting here at work, and I'm bored fuckless.

I think your problems obvious. :fucking:



Edited By OAS on June 25 2002 at 11:55

Isn't this the very thing that was the genesis of the Slackers a couple of years ago?

ok, but now we can keep it contained again maybe? :toast:

Who knew? Arpi is getting his jokes from the same book Ken does.

i dont think you got it. i used "laid" like you would lay a rug on the floor, but it could also mean "laid" like to have sex. get it? get it? its a double entendre. do you get it now?

Yeah, and like laid is a just ladi jumbled up.

Hey, cool man. Cool.

Quote:Yeah, and like laid is a just ladi jumbled up.

yeah...i meant that too. see, now that makes it a triple entendre.

Quote:I call this disguise "Rug" ... can you see me?

Impressive, but I was thinking more like nurse, UPS girl, secretary, prostitute, cop, meter maid, mother with baby carriage...

Quote:and like laid is a just ladi jumbled up.

.... I don't think I notcied that before, how nice :blow:

A woman walks into a bar & ask the bartender for a double entendre.
So he gives her one.

wink wink nudge nudge

Quote:mother with baby carriage...

How do you look in a diaper?



Edited By Hey Ladi on June 25 2002 at 12:16

Quote:A woman walks into a bar & ask the bartender for a double entendre.
So he gives her one.

good one!! just like my "laid" joke. are you starting to see the humor here people. (god, i could use a cigarette)

Quote:(god, i could use a cigarette)

oh, I know.... I'm going out for lunch soon, and trying to resist the urge to buy any more

HA! A working thread? You know what this needs...

Spit wins!!! :loveya:

My ravioli just exploded in the microwave....I heard a pop and then there was sauce every where...

Heh, kinda like that commercial for Taco Bell where the guy puts the hot dog in the microwave and it explodes.

So is this about the time that a certain poster of color comes along and reminds everyone that this was his idea originally? Not that I want to have any double meaning from that question.

Why would Laz stake claim to this thread?

So, Ladi has signed on to the quest to take over the world one small country at a time.

Still need:

A few more evil chicks. Ladi needs some sidekicks.
A computer hacker.
A few minions. Nameless heavys for beating people up and moving stuff around.
Need a "Q" to build all the cool devices I think up.
Someone on the inside who can get us some military hardware would be useful.
And someone good with money to be the like the eyepatch guy from Austin Powers.

i want to be the guard in the jumpsuit who gets thrown into the lava during the big finale