CDIH

I have a feeling if I click on the link, I'll never be bored at work again cause I'll be fired.

Its not even 12....ughh...thank god I get to leave early. Gotta go to the doctor....AGAIN....woo more steroids!

Polly, you really should take care of that problem once and for all. The clinic may be a cheaper alternative. (Hey you were bored, just thought I'd try to rile you up a bit) :-D

With all the steroids I've been shot up with, I should seriously have the hugest muscles, but all they do is open my lungs...I guess thats good too...

Speaking of STDs....hows your rash? Oh wait, I forgot, that's not an STD, it's diaper rash! :lol:

Healthy lungs. Nice!! :rofl:

"The better to scream with"

.... who's afraid of the big bad wolf

you are fairy tale challenged Ladi,
you just mixed Red Riding Hood in with the three little pigs.

so?

Snow White was walking thru the forest, when she saw Pinocchio... so she ran over to him, knocked him on his back & jumped on his face, yelling LIE TO ME LIE TO ME!

Healthy lungs?! :rofl: :rofl: I get pnemonia more than an old man.

:lookatme:
hey polly
wanna take a trip to the bathroom?

Hi Amy! :lookatme: Actually I gotta pee pretty bad...I'll meet ya there in .5 seconds. :poopain:

:comes out holdin hands:
ah memories!!!!!!
:loveya:

:thumbs-up: Memories.... :loveya:

My bosses left again...NO MORE WORK FOR ME!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:

Ehh..who am I kidding, I have to finish this shit before I leave for the afternoon since I won't be back till Monday. Its almost my berfday!

<marquee><table style=filter:glow(color=pink)>happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Pollllllllyeeeeeee, happy birthday to youuuuuuu!! </table></marquee>

its almost my b-day too

<marquee><table style=filter:glow(color=orange)>happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear AAAAAmmeeeeeee, happy birthday to youuuuuuu!! </table></marquee>

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water. When they got to the top, Jill pulled out her riding crop and said to Jack, get over here and fuck me and my daughter.

ok i lied, my b-day is in sept
please dont hurt me
:fuggin:

Thanks for singing :-) You can sing again next Friday if you'd like.