So tonight, I decided to have egg salad and beer.
That just CAN'T be good. :fart:
...such as my decision to read your threads.
As was the deciding moment you picked up that first twinkie....
why...you jealous you didn't have a chance to stuff it in your ass? Chocodiles are just as good, my boy. Just ream it in...and then Arpi gets a nice surprise.
I was at a ballgame, and figured, "There's 40,000 people here, what are the chances the camera will be on me when I'm picking my nose?"
I once was chatting with this chick online. Dude, she was hot. we talked and i really dug her. So, when she sent me naked pics of her self, i thought for shit sure I scored. She was beyond cool and there was no way she could have faked those images of her hot body.She then asked me if I had some pictures, I said sure. I snet some, once pinching my nipple. Her words were melting before my eyes. She then said they were great but she really wanted a picture of my cock and i thought "What the hell?" It wasn't like she was some psyko bitch or something, we connect. I then......
Wait, that wasn't me.
Edited By Sean Cold on June 27 2002 at 9:01
Sean wins! Errr.....Froy wins?
and the winner is Sean - MOTHERFUCKING - C0ld!!! :bow: :bow:
that gag never gets old...never.
i'm just waiting for the jokes to start about the king and his trusty steed
mokey:
mokey:
mokey:
mokey:
mokey:
where to begin, there is so much to say
From the looks of it....his steed isn't too trusty...
but she's a loyal mare...isnt she?
his steed isnt too smart either, i think shes crazy, we should shoot her
loyal isn't the word I would use to lead into mare. Throw a fuckin NITE in front of it and you have yourself a deal.
Atleast he has a good grip.
one time i made the mistake of eating roughly 9 taco bell seven layers. man, it was brutal later.
Quote:one time i made the mistake of eating roughly 9 taco bell seven layers. man, it was brutal later.
What does that have to do with froy's cock?
not as much as your mouth does
Quote:not as much as your mouth does
It looked so cold and lonely, i was just givin it some shelter.