CDIH

um guys, whats tht cutting noise?
::falls::
ouch that hurt
::walks around::
HEY GW WHERE THE FUCK DID U PUT THE KEYS I DONT SEE THEM ANYWHERE!!!!

hello
::echo::hello
u suck
::echo::
u suck

HEY BITCH
::punches grumpys prostate::

::quack, quack, quack::
::Holds the goose at arms length, not sure waht to do with it... ::
::eyes the roasting pan in the corner::
Sooo, did you bring any spices there too GW or might this be a majic goose?
::just then the goose farts an a stainless steal egg drops out::
Ok, not quite gold, but it might be worth something.

HEY CAN SOMEONE GET ME OUTA HERE

::feels grumbling in his stomach and his ass on fire::
::takes chum bucket and clocks DGW in the gut with it::
::cracks him in his skull knockin him out::
::pulls down pants and takes a shit on DGW::
:truggles and gets something stuck::
::uses DGW's hand to pull out what's stuck::
::out comes angel covered in shit with a flashlight stuck up her ass::

Wow - talk about having dump sweats.

how the fuck did that flashlight get there???
::hands ladi the shit covered keys::
HERE TAKE UR FUCKING KEYS
you happy now?

where did the shower in this place go?
and why do i always wind up getting so messy?

Thanks!
::gets the quad out of the garage and rides over Grumpy's head::
:urprised that what looks like a light buld really crushes more like a mellon::

Angel - we alllllll know how the flashlight got there. You're giving RF competition on the anal front. Now that GRK is here too, you have some stiff competition. Here, let me help clean you up

:;whips out junk and starts to piss on angel to get the shit off her::

Hold still you have a turd hanging from your bottom lip. No....don't....don't suck that in....ewwwwww....that was totally totally gross.....

hmmm yummy
::pushes ladi off the quad and hops on::
thats for all my troubles
see ya ::rides away, runs DGW over on the way out::
oops
:roflmao:

:ushes the ejector seat button, and wathces Angel hit the door jam before she makes it out of the room::

Taking lunch orders... the usual?
Grumpy: Shit on a shingle
Angel: shit on a stick
GW: shit in his hand
....oh, and all with a cup of lemonade piss.

uhmmm......amy...you forgot to take the flashlight out....and why are you naked? oh wait....it's date night at the YMCA, sorry...I forgot....

why don't you take ladi with you? She could use a good reamin in the steam bath. She's exhausted all the guys around here. She's amazing. How much manmeat can one woman take in a given day?

i was wondering why my ass felt like that
::takes flashlight out of my ass::
throws it

ill get my own lunch ladi, i want something with more flava this time

Quote:How much manmeat can one woman take in a given day?

Not half as much as you & your mom on tag team poker night. She fucks 'em, you suck 'em, all for the low low price of a donut! And they all get a penicillin referal on the way out.

hey at least we give penicillin. It cures what we hand out. They're lucky their dicks don't fall off after an hour with you.

Well, sometimes you gotta pay to play. If they still wanna know the pleasure of the blister & puss tunnel, before it rots or swells shut, then that's their business. as long as I get mine too huh :eatme: Plus it builds up the immune system. Besides the smell, I am very rarely sick.

Mental health withstanding.



Edited By Hey Ladi on Feb. 12 2002 at 12:13

::gets machine gun::
:hoots everyone ::
:dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:
that solved that

sticks finger in Angels gun, gun blows up
I'll pass on the lunch ladi, but I'm sure Grumpy's intetrested.
Grabs Angel and ties her hands behind her back, puts her on ladi's ATV and hits the accelerator
Well that's done who's next?

hey hey someone helllp
I THOUGHT I SHOT YOU
oh come on this isnt funny, theres a cliff over there

HEY!! Gw, don't let her reck that, or I'll have to take it out on your ass! :burnfucker: But, he if that's your thing... you can have your fun, but still buy me a new one

Ooops! She go boom.

Yer beat Ladi....take it out on Grumpys ass.

ouch that really hurt, when i climb up this mountain im gonna get you DGW