CDIH

im a walking contradiction

and the wit....

Quote:where are you from:

New Joisey, exit 114

pure poetry.

Hey Keyser, do i need to ask for permission to jerk off to your pics or are they just out there for everyone to enjoy? I need to know urgently.

Quote:how many pillows do you sleep with if any:

3, two for the head, one for the body

Oh for fuck's sake, do you have a damned wobbie too you fuckin half a fag?

feel free to spray your mule juice all over my digital representations

Ha ha. Keyser's going to have FBP's gay-boy friends tossing off to his pictures. That makes him gay by association

Quote:Wait for it. he will prove you wrong any minute now. He has that odd way with him.

I wonder if he met up with Howie yet?

shut up deek!!! and no i haven't met howie but i gather from his posts in the sports center that he's a fellow devils fan.



Edited By LZMF1 on July 03 2002 at 12:36

Careful sleeper, he is smarter and sexier than Slash. You know how he gets, Jizz hands.

Quote:cocoa or fruity pebbles:

fruity

To quote Bill Simmons: I don't even have a joke here



Edited By The Sleeper on July 03 2002 at 12:35

Can we all chip in and get keyser one of these for his birthday?

BTW, I would have quoted the blabbering piece of eye crust above me but , well, pffft. If you want to talk about the devils, dimbulb, go to sports center and let the big people play. Lousy fuckin mouth breather.



Edited By Sean Cold on July 03 2002 at 12:38

Hobbies include:
taking pictures of myself and gazing in mirrors.

Quote:[quote ]Wait for it. he will prove you wrong any minute now. He has that odd way with him.

I wonder if he met up with Howie yet?[quote ]shut up deek!!! and no i haven't met howie but i gather from his posts in the sports center that he's a fellow devils fan.

Quote:To quote Bill Simmons: I don't even have a joke here

I think LZ gets a Heismann from the Board whenever he posts.

I am an insomniac because I miss myself too much

ok, enough about me being a half-headed idiot!!! <span style='font-size:57pt;line-height:100%'>back to keyser bashing!!!</span>

I am single,
cause no girl could love me as well as I love myself.

Someone please draw me a picture of the thought process regarding the decision to start this thread.

Quote:I think LZ gets a Heismann from the Board whenever he posts.

shut your piehole because you have way too many heisman trophies.

Quote:Lord knows my life could make most movies seem like downright snoozefests.

oooo, the stories you must have to tell