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Heres a better question. What kind of person drinks shit that comes out of a cows nipples???
Quote:well don't you think it takes a certain amount of bravery to put yourself out there like that?

Audie Murphy was Brave
Greg Maddux is a Brave

Many things can be Brave... I dunno if i'd call it brave or gluttony.
Quote:Heres a better question. What kind of person drinks shit that comes out of a cows nipples???
he claws, climbs, scrapes, yet the barrel holds him in.
Quote:shit that comes out of a cows nipples???

When you put it that way........ I need some right now :headbang:
Quote:. What kind of person drinks shit that comes out of a cows nipples???

What does the Quik Bunny have to do with this?
maybe bravery was a poor choice of a word.

if i'm not comfortable revealing who I am, what I look like, what i stand for, what i wont stand for, what use is it for me to exist?
Quote:if i'm not comfortable revealing who I am, what I look like, what i stand for, what i wont stand for, what use is it for me to exist?

Exist for yourself. No one needs to 'reveal' themsleves to anyone else. Especially not on the internet.
Quote:its safe and easy to hide behind a screen name and an avatar rather than show who you are and be a real person or a persona.
Whatever you need to tell yourself to get you through this. Buck up champ. You'll be ok.
<span style='font-size:37pt;line-height:100%'>OH FOR CHRIST SAKE KEYSER, YOU CHOSE TO REVEAL YOURSELF TO THE WORLD WITH THE STATEMENT: There is a very good chance that I'm smarter, funnier and hotter than your ex-boyfriend.
WAS THAT SO IMPORTANT IT HAD TO BE SHARED?
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Quote:maybe bravery was a poor choice of a word.

You've had a few lapses in judement recently, so that ins't a big shock

Quote:if i'm not comfortable revealing who I am, what I look like, what i stand for, what i wont stand for, what use is it for me to exist?
I dunno, cannon fodder for us?

Quote:What kind of person drinks shit that comes out of a cows nipples???
Well, you know soybeans are fertilized with cow manure….so while I’m drinking milk from the cow, you’re drinking something that was sitting in actual real cow poop just a few weeks earlier
ok, back in the barrell, dammit, theres no way out of this one.
This is less like a barrel and more like Custer's Last Stand
Quote:Well, you know soybeans are fertilized with cow manure….so while I’m drinking milk from the cow, you’re drinking something that was sitting in actual real cow poop just a few weeks earlier

If I stopped eating everything that was fertilized I die of starvation. You gotta pick your battles.
Students, if you are still having trouble understanding the concept of hubris, please just look at Keyser.
Quote:You gotta pick your battles.
And in third place for ironic line of the day....
Quote:if i'm not comfortable revealing who I am, what I look like, what i stand for, what i wont stand for, what use is it for me to exist?

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typecasted for life, i will never live down my early work you bastards.
Hey there snookums, you're cute.

I'm have to admit that this puts Strawberry's webpage of me to shame.

Keyser, maybe you ought to put a little salt-peter into that soy milk, huh?
Quote:I'm have to admit that this puts Strawberry's webpage of me to shame.

Wait, that site was bullshit? But, you replied to my emails. You said some things. you...you....you...

:::runs away crying like a girl:::
Keyser realizes this isn't an ordinary visit to the barrel.....
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