07-14-2002, 03:45 AM
07-14-2002, 04:55 AM
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<li>Since the Counting Crows released "August and Everything After" in the early 90s, Dreadlocked Adam Duritz has dated (off the top of my head)Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lara Flynn Boyle, Monica Potter and Nicole Kidman. I will now light myself on fire.
<li>I'll clarify this one once and for all for everyone attending college right now: When you have sex with someone and you're both sober, you're officially dating. Don't let anyone tell you differently. These are the facts. They are indisputable.
<li>I just got my Maxim in the mail today; Don't you get the nagging feeling that there's at least one guy working in the Maxim magazine office who's 5-foot-8 and 130 pounds, with yellow teeth and an unpopped whitehead on his forehead, and he calls everyone "Dude," and he tapes the "Craig Kilborn Show" every night, and he says things like, "Dude, you missed it, I was wasted last night"?
<li>My girlfriend thought that Morton Downey Jr. was Robert Downey Jr's father ... and I just had to tell someone that.
<li>Business Idea of the week: Now that throwback jerseys are in vogue, somebody needs to release a collection for disgraced players and colossal busts. Bryant Reeve's Grizzlies jersey. Brian Bosworth's Seahawks jersey. Steve Howe's Dodgers jersey. Yinka Dare's Nets jersey. Kevin Maas' Yankees Jersey. And so on. Feel free to add your own. These things would sell like hot cakes.
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<li>Since the Counting Crows released "August and Everything After" in the early 90s, Dreadlocked Adam Duritz has dated (off the top of my head)Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lara Flynn Boyle, Monica Potter and Nicole Kidman. I will now light myself on fire.
<li>I'll clarify this one once and for all for everyone attending college right now: When you have sex with someone and you're both sober, you're officially dating. Don't let anyone tell you differently. These are the facts. They are indisputable.
<li>I just got my Maxim in the mail today; Don't you get the nagging feeling that there's at least one guy working in the Maxim magazine office who's 5-foot-8 and 130 pounds, with yellow teeth and an unpopped whitehead on his forehead, and he calls everyone "Dude," and he tapes the "Craig Kilborn Show" every night, and he says things like, "Dude, you missed it, I was wasted last night"?
<li>My girlfriend thought that Morton Downey Jr. was Robert Downey Jr's father ... and I just had to tell someone that.
<li>Business Idea of the week: Now that throwback jerseys are in vogue, somebody needs to release a collection for disgraced players and colossal busts. Bryant Reeve's Grizzlies jersey. Brian Bosworth's Seahawks jersey. Steve Howe's Dodgers jersey. Yinka Dare's Nets jersey. Kevin Maas' Yankees Jersey. And so on. Feel free to add your own. These things would sell like hot cakes.
</ul>
07-14-2002, 05:59 AM
Juan Samuel's Mets jersey.
07-14-2002, 06:19 AM
Quote:Juan Samuel's Mets jersey.
While you are at it, you might as well throw Mo Vaugn's and get a package deal.
Patrick Ewing's Magic jersey, Joe Montana's Chiefs jersey, both versions of Mark Jackson's Knick jerseys, Any Bobby Bonillia jersey
07-14-2002, 06:33 AM
a fredrick weiss[sp?] knicks jersey
07-14-2002, 06:37 AM
Quote:Patrick Ewing's Magic jersey
Trade you for a Jordan washington jersey. oh fuck it throw in bonilla I'll give ya the Michael Jordan Whitesox jersey as well.
07-14-2002, 06:57 AM
Quote:Four irrefutable facts: 1) nobody ages faster than a female porn star; 2) nobody was dumber than Lois Lane; 3) nobody is luckier than Adam Duritz; 4) nobody in the history of mankind was more whipped than Lionel Ritchie on the day he wrote "Truly."
Why is nobody luckier than Adam Duritz?
07-14-2002, 06:58 AM
Quote:Since the Counting Crows released "August and Everything After" in the early 90s, Dreadlocked Adam Duritz has dated (off the top of my head)Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lara Flynn Boyle, Monica Potter and Nicole Kidman. I will now light myself on fire.
07-14-2002, 07:00 AM
Yea, but they always break his heart and he writes songs about it...he might date them, but he doesn't get to keep them. I remember last time I saw them in concert, Adam had just went out on some date the night before and he was all excited and glowing about it, but I have a feeling that didn't work out either.
07-14-2002, 07:01 AM
But he fucked them, what else do you need from a woman? They're nothing but life support for pussy.
07-15-2002, 04:45 AM
<ul>
<li>When it comes right down to it, there isn't a more depressing place on the planet than an airport terminal smoking lounge.
<li>Needless to say, "needless to say" and "literally" are literally the two dumbest expressions of all time.
<li>I always thought the most destructive invention of the 21st century was Red Bull ... and then Dunkin Donuts unleashed the "Coffee Cake Muffin" on a startled American public. Good God. Will the madness ever end?
<li>No movie featured more people getting knocked cold by a single punch than "Midnight Run."
<li>When you hand the wedding section of a Sunday newspaper to a female, it's like tossing a chewy to a dog -- you know it will occupy them for at least 20 minutes.
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<li>When it comes right down to it, there isn't a more depressing place on the planet than an airport terminal smoking lounge.
<li>Needless to say, "needless to say" and "literally" are literally the two dumbest expressions of all time.
<li>I always thought the most destructive invention of the 21st century was Red Bull ... and then Dunkin Donuts unleashed the "Coffee Cake Muffin" on a startled American public. Good God. Will the madness ever end?
<li>No movie featured more people getting knocked cold by a single punch than "Midnight Run."
<li>When you hand the wedding section of a Sunday newspaper to a female, it's like tossing a chewy to a dog -- you know it will occupy them for at least 20 minutes.
</ul>
07-15-2002, 03:38 PM
Quote:Who is Bill Simmons'?
He writes articles on Page 2, off of ESPN.com.
07-15-2002, 03:39 PM
Don't you think the money the Mets Paid for Mo Vaughn would have been better invested in Enron stock?